-The episode starts with one recap, sunny-side up.
-Jessie won against generic filler coordinator #24601. Horray! And yes, I still think her GF dress is ugly.
-Fantina continues to be the best part of the Grand Festival. Veri veri lovery!
-Fantina and Jessie:Ultimate contest dream team.
-Guys, you can stop looking for S. Suikun's old Roserade avatar now. Nando caught it.
-Dawn looks so happy in that still shot. "I'm a pretty contest princess! Yaaaay!"
-Oh look, all four coordinators who we actually know(and who weren't losing losers who lost in the appeals round) made it to the finals. What a surprise.
-I still can't believe Johanna couldn't be bothered to go see Dawn's GF performance in person.
-Dawn's still wearing tracksuits as pajamas, I see.
-Brock looks barren without a vest on.
-Aww, Nando's playing music for all the wild Pokemon and dear god look at that Shroomish, whose smile shall haunt your dreams until the end of days.
-Zoey's wearing a tracksuit as pajamas too. Did I miss some sort of tracksuit pajama trend that all the kids these days are into?
-Lopunny? Really now, Nando?
-Apparenly Kricketune's song is the song that will end the world. Leafeon's quivering, withering form is only the beginning.
-Lopunny is dancing in the red energy of the music...I'm not even going to try to understand this one. More imporantly, how is that supposed to be an attack in any sense of the word? It's just spinning around, not hurting anything. It's not even cancelling out any of Zoey's attacks.
-Zoey's Mismagius and Leafon use double team! How can Nando possibly have his Pokemon attack in a circlular pattern in order to destroy all the clones?
-Nando decides to use Icy Wind(?) to destroy all the clones. I seriously have to wonder why anyone uses double team in the anime universe. It's the easiest move to defeat, and nobody ever seems to think of attacking while the clones are still confusing the enemy.
-Zoey actually used the double team to somehow create a glowy sparkly effect behind Leafeon and Mismagius! Astounding!
-What the hell did Mismagius just do?
-It's slapping down the music notes from the song using hell energy tentacles? Uh, okay. Also, MUSIC DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
-Boy oh boy, few things are more exciting than a battle shown in still shots and 1-second clips of attacks being used!
-An ice attack? Zoey's done! The judges can never resist ice moves!
-...Leafeon just got wings from Mismagius' Psywave. I. am. not. going. to. ask. I'm also not going to look forward to 70 people having "omg soooooo cool!" art of winged Leafeon in their sigs for the next week or two.
-Fantina redeems the entire situation. "OH MY GOD!"
-Zoey wins by a hair. Well, you weren't expecting Dawn not to face the one person who's actually appeared often enough to be a real rival, were you?
-Even the cheesy "you put up a good fight" post-battle banter was redeemed by Fantina. NICE FIGHT!
-Dawn and Zoey are telepathic now! Or it's just a cheesy "their eyes said everything" scene. Take your pick.
-Jessie is so happy to have gotten this far. I'm sad just imagining her crushing disappointment when she loses.
-They hid Jessie's ROKETTO START by having Johanna watch it on TV! Boo!
-Hey, they're hiding the entire battle by having Johanna watch it on TV! That's foul play!
-Oh wait, now we're graced with some still shots.
-That was quick. I suppose we should be thankful that the writers let Jessie get this far in the first place, but this "battle" was just pathetic.
-Jessie's devistated...and now she's angry. No Jessie! Don't murder everyone in the contest hall! YOU HAVE SO MUCH LEFT TO LIVE FOR! THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ANOTHER GRAND FESTIVAL!
-...did Jessie just compliment Dawn in the midst of her TERRIFYING RAGE? I mean, I assume Dawn's thanking Jessie for some reason.
-At least they dumped the boring "THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND AND THESE ARE THE PEOPLE FIGHTING IN IT" speech in this episode to maximize the awesome battle time for the next ep.