Corrupt a Wish V2!

[pacman000]

Granted! But Martians invade Earth.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Now you can’t make another wish!

I wish that salmon wasn’t so expensive....

 

[Orphalesion]

Granted, it's now super cheap, and the heightened consumption of salmon drives them into extinction

I wish magic was real

 

[pacman000]

Granted, but it's powered by evil which slowly eats your soul.

I wish I could wish again.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, that last wish is the only thing you can wish for now.

I wish for a staff.

 

[pacman000]

Ok! But they unionize & demand a pay increase.

I wish animation was cheaper.

 

[PsychoLogical]

Done. Animation is cheaper but at the cost of being atrociously bad like Seven Deadly Sins anime.

I wish earthquakes never existed.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. And since Earthquakes don’t exist, the move doesn’t exist in the games either and now Ground Pokémon are the useless type that no one ever wants to use and even the Unown are used more than Garchomp.

I wish I had an oven!

 

[Orphalesion]

Granted, it's a gas powered one. Have fun with that hazardous thing in your home.

I wish countries wouldn't exist and the whole planet was united.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Then the alien invasion happens and the Earth is destroyed. Hooray!

I wish I was a fluffy cat!

 

[ChampioN One]

Granted, but you live in a forest where all sorts of dangerous animals live.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Orphalesion]

Granted. But you can't land without breaking your legs.

I wish we'd have a peacock Pokemon.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but it is event exclusive.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Morax]

Granted but you get teleported back to your initial position in 3 seconds


I wish i had an unlimited supply of beer

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only it's all root beer.

I wish computers weren't so expensive.

 

[ChampioN One]

Granted, the computers are now cheaper, but only lasts for one day so you have to buy a new one every day.

I wish I was stronger.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, the increase in strength is so small that it is barely noticeable.

I wish for a banana.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a banana and as a bonus an unlimited supply of bananas! Oh an a deadly and highly sensitive allergy to bananas that will kill you if you even touch the skin which is impossible for you not to do as they are literally everywhere in your home including the walls.

I wish I had a pet squirrel!

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, it is a carnivous squirrel from the Hunger Games that attacks anyone who approaches you.

I wish for a cushion.

 

[Orphalesion]

Granted, it's old, lumpy, smells weird and there's a moist spot on it that never, ever dries, no matter what you do

I wish Earth had two moons

Also

Granted, but it is event exclusive.

Hahaha you are EVIL!