Corrupt a Wish V2!

[Icy-Snowflake]

Granted, the two moons revolve around the earth in the same orbit but in opposite directions.

I wish it snowed in all seasons.

 

[PsychoLogical]

Granted. But the amount of snow overwhelms the entire world and eventually starts another Ice Age.

I wish Russia wasn't so big.

 

[Morax]

Granted, now it's so overpopulated that you have to share your apartment with 10 other families


I wish i was born in ancient Egypt

 

[pacman000]

Granted, you are now an Israelite slave.

I wish they still made Dublin Dr. Pepper.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but it costs $50 per bottle.


I wish I could control water.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Unfortunately you can only control water to come to you and nothing else and end up drowning.

I wish I had a new tv....

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but it is a non-functional display model.

I wish for a cupcake.

 

[Orphalesion]

Granted the cupcake contains poison.

I wish I had an Emerald necklace.

 

[Morax]

Granted, the emerald is fake


I wish i could corrupt a wish

 

[ChampioN One]

What the heck were you doing till now.
Granted, you now have the power to corrupt any wish, but no one has any wish now.

I wish I was a pirate.

 

[Orphalesion]

Granted, but instead of the Swashbuckling Type from books and media you are the real kind of pirate from modern times, which is a wretched thing to be.

I wish there were Japanese-style hot-springs near were I live.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Your wish comes true while you are sleeping. Your bed becomes one of these hot springs and you end up drowning in your sleep.

I wish I could whistle.

 

[pacman000]

Granted. There's now a gap between your two front teeth, so you whistle whenever you try to speak.

I wish Verizon hadn't bought Yahoo!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Yahoo is now owned by Electronics Arts which ends up financially ruining the Yahoo property beyond bankruptcy because well its EA we’re talking about here!

I wish I had a snocone!

 

[pacman000]

Ok. But I slurped out all the flavor before giving it to you.

I wish Verizon hadn't shut down DMOZ.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, your favourite website is shut down instead.

I wish for a soft-serve ice cream cone.

 

[Orphalesion]

Granted, you get one of those half/half ones. Only when you start eating you notice....the brown half is NOT chocolate

I wish I hadn't thought of that

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, you now have amnesia.

I wish for a plush toy of a dragon.

 

[ChampioN One]

Granted, but it turned into a real dragon and burned your house.

I wish the sky was green

 

[Morax]

Granted, now the atmosphere is full of methane and the planet starts burning


I wish earth was flat