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Corrupt a Wish V2!

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pacman000

On a quest to be the best...
Granted! But Martians invade Earth.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. Now you can’t make another wish!

I wish that salmon wasn’t so expensive....
 

Orphalesion

Well-Known Member
Granted, it's now super cheap, and the heightened consumption of salmon drives them into extinction

I wish magic was real
 

pacman000

On a quest to be the best...
Granted, but it's powered by evil which slowly eats your soul.

I wish I could wish again.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Sky High Knight
Granted, that last wish is the only thing you can wish for now.

I wish for a staff.
 

pacman000

On a quest to be the best...
Ok! But they unionize & demand a pay increase.

I wish animation was cheaper.
 

PsychoLogical

Black and White, Yin and Yang, Light and Dark.
Done. Animation is cheaper but at the cost of being atrociously bad like Seven Deadly Sins anime.

I wish earthquakes never existed.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. And since Earthquakes don’t exist, the move doesn’t exist in the games either and now Ground Pokémon are the useless type that no one ever wants to use and even the Unown are used more than Garchomp.

I wish I had an oven!
 

Orphalesion

Well-Known Member
Granted, it's a gas powered one. Have fun with that hazardous thing in your home.

I wish countries wouldn't exist and the whole planet was united.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. Then the alien invasion happens and the Earth is destroyed. Hooray!

I wish I was a fluffy cat!
 

Tsukuyomi56

Sky High Knight
Granted, but it is event exclusive.

I wish I could teleport.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, only it's all root beer.

I wish computers weren't so expensive.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Sky High Knight
Granted, the increase in strength is so small that it is barely noticeable.

I wish for a banana.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. You get a banana and as a bonus an unlimited supply of bananas! Oh an a deadly and highly sensitive allergy to bananas that will kill you if you even touch the skin which is impossible for you not to do as they are literally everywhere in your home including the walls.

I wish I had a pet squirrel!
 

Tsukuyomi56

Sky High Knight
Granted, it is a carnivous squirrel from the Hunger Games that attacks anyone who approaches you.

I wish for a cushion.
 
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