Corrupt a Wish V2!

[Orphalesion]

Granted, it's riddled with fleas. The kind that cause the Plague.

I wish I could summon Mothra by singing her theme song.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You also summon Yveltal which then goes on a destructive rampage and kills literally everything on Earth by draining their lifeforce completely dry.

I wish I had an umbrella!

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, you get one of those small paper umbrellas used for cocktails.

I wish for some cheeese.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a lifetime supply of head cheese! Yum!

I wish I had a koala!

Granted, you get one of those small paper umbrellas used for cocktails.

HA! Joke’s on you because that’s the type of umbrella that I wanted!

 

[Icy-Snowflake]

Granted. You illegally own a wild Koala. Enjoy the consequences when you get caught.

I wish I had no more wishes.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, you are now dead and thus cannot make any.

I wish for a shield.

 

[Schade]

Granted. However, it has an annoyingly decreased defense stat and somehow weighs more than a lot of better options. Tough luck there buddy

I wish for a torrental downpour

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. A senior citizen over 100 years old builds a boat and grabs two of every animal and then closes the door after all of the animals and his family get on and you are left out to drown.

I wish Mother 3 would get a western release.

 

[Schade]

Granted. Those games are bad enough as they are, so there needen't be a backside to this.

I wish i could have a salad right now.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but it then falls to the floor without being in a plate or bowl.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

 

[Orphalesion]

Granted, but it's really bad instant coffee...the kind that doesn't dissolve well and leaves cunks floating in the water.

I wish Ancient Greek Mythology was real

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Heracles then strangles you to death during one of his infamous fits of insanity after drinking.

I wish I had a pet bed!

Granted, but it's really bad instant coffee...the kind that doesn't dissolve well and leaves cunks floating in the water.

I wish Ancient Greek Mythology was real

Does it also smell like a skunk whenever you add hot water to it? Because my dad's friend gave him some that was awful and smelled like that.

 

[Icy-Snowflake]

Granted. You're a pet now.

I wish for a copy of New Pokemon Snap.

Does it also smell like a skunk whenever you add hot water to it? Because my dad's friend gave him some that was awful and smelled like that.

I've heard stale coffee stinks like skunk. Never experienced though.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but it is just the box without the game cartridge.

I wish for a rose.

 

[pacman000]

Climbing roses envelope your house, blocking all exits with their thorny vines.

I wish red was blue & blue was red!

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, since this also applies to traffic lights you end up causing mass chaos on the streets.

I wish I was smarter.

 

[Orphalesion]

Granted, you get continuously smarter. But it's one of those deals where the new intelligence comes at the price of you no longer being able to feel emotions.

i wish for a good bowl of Ramen.

 

[ChampioN One]

Granted, you get a good bowl of ramen but it's empty.

I wish Ace never died in One piece.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, another fan favourite One Piece character dies in his place.

I wish for a glass of lemonade.

 

[Spyro39]

Granted. It's a shot glass that's barely 1 oz.

I wish I could go to Japan.