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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Games' started by keepitsimple, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. keepitsimple

    keepitsimple The internet

    Everyone probably knows how this game works. Make a wish. Next poster grants it, but ruins it in the process, then makes a wish.

    I wish I could find a shiny Heatmor
     
  2. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Slurpuff and Alcremie both deserve love

    Granted, it has terrible IVs and an undesirable nature.

    I wish for a food teleporter.
     
  3. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Victory Star!

    Granted, but all the food gets teleported to all the wrong places!

    I wish for a loyal Palico.
     
  4. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Daikuro, Keeper Of The Gates Ambitious

    Granted, you have been granted a sentient copy of Ico (video game) that will never betray you.

    I wish that I had a legal million dollars
     
  5. Mr Spaz

    Mr Spaz Loading title. Please wait.

    Granted. Inflation then happens to such a degree that a million dollars is just enough to buy a candy bar.

    I wish for the ability to see the short-term consequences of any action I can make.
     
  6. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Victory Star!

    Granted, but it renders you permanantly incapable of foretelling any LONG-term consequences of said actions...

    I wish to be able to shapeshift.
     
  7. Mr Spaz

    Mr Spaz Loading title. Please wait.

    I'd actually be fine with this.

    Also, granted. You can shapeshift into a bagel, but you can't shapeshift back.

    I wish to not fail all of my exams this semester
     
  8. Crimson Penguin

    Crimson Penguin Marchin' on

    Granted, but you fail all your exams next semester.

    I wish I could sing well.
     
  9. Cometstarlight

    Cometstarlight What do I do now?

    Wish granted: but you can only sing one song
    I wish spring would finally come.
     
  10. Dragalge

    Dragalge Why do you hate Lorde so much?

    Wish granted but you get a bunch of bed springs instead.

    I wish for carrots.
     
  11. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    Granted. You are also now deathly allergic to carrots now and your house and everything in it is now made from carrots!

    I wish I had a Yorkshire terrier puppy!
     
  12. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Victory Star!

    Granted, but it's not trained AT ALL, and it runs amok in your house!

    I wish for ninja skills.
     
  13. Auraninja

    Auraninja I'm ready to Smash

    Granted, and now, you can say "Believe it!" even more obnoxiously than Naruto.

    I wish I can jump through wormholes.
     
  14. Mega Altaria

    Mega Altaria Shiny hunter

    Granted, but you cannot return to your original world.

    I wish for a cloning machine.
     
  15. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Slurpuff and Alcremie both deserve love

    Granted, but the clones are evil!

    I wish for a cure for boredom
     
  16. keepitsimple

    keepitsimple The internet

    Granted but side effects may include becoming boring yourself, as well as (reads long list of side effects for 3 hours)

    I wish for a sword
     
  17. Crimson Penguin

    Crimson Penguin Marchin' on

    Granted, but you cut yourself with it every time you use it.

    I wish I could play video games for a living.
     
  18. NebulaDreams

    NebulaDreams A Dense Irritating Miniature Beast of Burden

    Granted, but you're playtesting girly dress-up games for an eternity.

    I wish I didn't have to sleep.
     
  19. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    Granted, but you will act like a cat in the daytime.

    I wish for a car.
     
  20. Mr Spaz

    Mr Spaz Loading title. Please wait.

    Granted. Have fun with your new Hotwheels car.

    I wish I wasn't a complete failure at everything.
     

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