Corrupt A Wish

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You also get Marie Curie’s handwritten notebooks and cookbook which causes you to die an agonizing death from radiation poisoning because you didn’t contain them in lead lined boxes.

I wish I had a pet squirrel!

 

[Deadeye]

Granted. Now you have animal rights activists and co. tailing you because keeping squirrels as pets is illegal.

I wish for world peace~!

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, everyone is now under the influence of the Infinite Tsukuyomi from Naruto.

I wish for an owl.

 

[Conquering Storm]

Granted. It tries to claw your eyes out every chance it gets.

I wish I could go to the Pokémon world (and no, I don't care about whether or not I can come back).

 

[Mr Spaz]

Granted. You get mauled to death by Pokemon the second you enter the Pokemon world. (And that is why Pokemon Centers say that they wish to see you again.)

I wish to stop existing without dying.

 

[Deadeye]

Granted. Nobody will notice your existence but you are also completely unable to interact with anyone or affect anything outside yourself. Picking up food and water also counts as affecting something as these things cannot simply vanish into nothingness. Enjoy!

Wish I would be able to not mishear lyrics in almost every damn foreign song.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, but you always mishear lyrics in songs written in your mother tongue.

I wish I were the Moon.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, but Eggman uses a giant laser to blow half of you into smithereens!

I wish for a clone of Robin Williams

 

[Conquering Storm]

Granted. Remember, clones don't have the personality of the person they were cloned from, and this particular clone spends all his time in his room writing angsty poetry. And has no sense of humor.

I wish I was a magical girl.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, you've made your contract now, Sayaka.

I wish I owned a bank.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a shiny new piggy bank shaped like Donald Trump and you can never get any of the money you put into it.

I wish I had a diamond mine!

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, you are now the proud owner of the PokeDiamond Mine from Pokemon Rumble World.

I wish for some orange juice.

 

[Mr Spaz]

Granted. You get a glass of beet juice, except it's dyed orange.

I wish for a reason not to commit suicide.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted. You are taken over entirely by an alien parasite that controls your every action.

I wish for some fresh water.

 

[Deadeye]

Granted. You get fresh water from Ganges!

Granted, but you always mishear lyrics in songs written in your mother tongue.

Nnnoooooooooooo!!

I wish for Jirachi and Hoopa plushies.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted. They both have the actual powers of their respective Pokémon and disappear shortly thereafter when Hoopa decides to have some fun in a far off place.


I wish I was able to judge my writing objectively.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You realize you are a terrible writer. And that a monkey can write better stories than you ever could.

I wish I had a Hello Kitty themed bedroom!

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but all of the Hello Kitty stuff are of poor quaility.

I wish for a television.

 

[Deadeye]

Granted. You get an old CRT television.

I wish to find my inner child again.

 

[Ask]

Granted. You become the god of cringe, and the internet constantly attacks you.

I wish SpongeBob was good again...