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Corrupt A Wish

Deadeye

H(a)unting...
Granted. You'll be working until your death in a labor camp.

I wish everything in the world would make sense.
 

TheWanderingMist

Paladin of the Snow Queen
Granted. It does, but only to one random person who will take the knowledge to their grave.


I wish for a grand mausoleum if I die.
 

Deadeye

H(a)unting...
Granted. But as the humanity will destroy itself in near future, there will be nobody to admire your grand mausoleum!

I wish I could transform into many different kinds of animals.
 

Luthor

Well-Known Member
Granted. But you will never be able to take human form again.

I wish I could get rid of reality TV shows.
 

TheWanderingMist

Paladin of the Snow Queen
Granted. TV no longer exists at all.

I wish I could helm my own animated series.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Sky High Knight
Granted, but the show only lasts for one episode.

I wish for a watermelon.
 

TheWanderingMist

Paladin of the Snow Queen
Granted, you are now a watermelon.



I wish I had written a famous series.

(Psst, just because it's one episode, doesn't mean it can't last eight hundred hours)
 

Luthor

Well-Known Member
you get crushed by 8000kg of it landing on you.

I wish I was a supervillain that took over the world
 

TheWanderingMist

Paladin of the Snow Queen
Granted, the world you take over is Pluto.


I wish someone would actually create those holographic stadiums from Yugioh.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. Unfortunately the machines that create the holograms cause cancer to anyone within a 100 mi radius which is a problem considering they are now literally everywhere.

I wish I had a boyfriend!
 

TheWanderingMist

Paladin of the Snow Queen
Not really a bad trade-off considering the Sun has the same effect.

Granted, but he's from "Hatoful.
Boyfriend".

I wish I owned a copy of every single Yugioh card.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Sky High Knight
Granted, but it is a giant squid. Have fun trying to get an aquarium to house it.

I wish for a pet turtle.
 

TheWanderingMist

Paladin of the Snow Queen
Granted. It's a leatherback that leaves you shortly thereafter for mating season, never to be seen again.


I wish I could turn back time by 5 minutes.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. You do something different in those five minutes and you end up dead as a result!

I wish i would STOP GETTING EMAILS FROM TWITTER SAYING WHAT THAT POMPOUS WITCH GWENYTH PALTROW SAID!
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted! You have a nice juicy cat for your lunch!

I wish I had a platinum credit card.
 
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