Corrupt A Wish

[AgentKallus]

Granted but it's so new that the cable to charge it hasn't been invented yet so you can't charge it.

I wish for my wish to not be granted.

 

[Monster Guy]

Granted, you now wasted time

I wish I could type faster

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but now you'll make spelling mistakes all the time.

I wish the weather could warm up a bit.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Wish granted.

It is now 1/1,000,000,000,000 of a Kelvin warmer.


I wish I could control all amounts of snow.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You then freeze to death solid and shatter when your now extremely heavy body falls forward.

I wish I had a pet goldfish.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, But it grows to the size of a blue whale so you have to set it free

I wish i had a pet Parrot

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get the dead parrot from the one Monty Python skit. Enjoy!

I wish for a nice plate of shrimp scampi!

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for chocolate.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for chocolate

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but it's well past the expiration day.

I wish I could fly.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted, but it doesn't live up to your expectations.

I wish for some news on gen 8.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, they'll let us know that it will be delayed to the year 2119.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

 

[Mr Spaz]

Granted. Everything else hurts now.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but every wish you'll ever wish for will be corrupt.

I wish pokemon would last forever.

 

[shoz999]

That's a fantastic incorruptible wish... too bad you won't live long to see all of it. O_O... too dark?

I wish for three more corruptible wishes!

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but you'll also get 1000 uncorruptible ones

I wish Nintendo Switch was cheaper.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but value of money drops so that the switch is still the same price relative to the value of money.

Edit: oh

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted but value of money drops so that the switch is still the same price relative to the value of money.

Yo, @AgentKallus, you forgot to make a wish.

 

[Monster Guy]

Granted, but it was corrupted and your life is horrible because of it.

I wish for a real life Easy button that made life easier whenever I pressed it

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only it only works one time and then it breaks.

I wish that winter only lasted one day.