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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Games' started by keepitsimple, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    Granted, but Earth's rotation slows down so much that now one day is what was million years before the slowing down of the rotation.

    I wish I was good looking.
     
  2. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Probably a Wizard

    Granted, but you meet someone even better looking seconds later...

    I wish I never ran out of biscuits.
     
  3. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    Granted, but you can't stop eating them and die from the overeating.

    I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.
     
  4. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus Making regrettable decisions

    Granted but you lose the abilty to sleep, and your memorys suffers for it.

    I wish I could duplicate any object.
     
  5. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    Granted, but you can't control the ability and you duplicate everything all the time.

    I wish I could fly.
     
  6. TokoyamiTheDark

    TokoyamiTheDark The Purple Karakasa

    Granted, but you levitate all the time because of anti-gravity so you can't walk anymore.

    I wish to ride a 7 feet tall spider.
     
  7. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    Granted, you lose the ability to move.

    I wish it wasn't so cold here.
     
  8. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus Making regrettable decisions

    Granted but the Earth is engulfed by the expanding sun so Finland (and the rest of the planet) is burned away.

    I wish I could heal from any injury.
     
  9. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    Granted, but you will die immediately from any disease you get.

    I wish I could play an instrument.
     
  10. TokoyamiTheDark

    TokoyamiTheDark The Purple Karakasa

    Granted, but you play out of tune in concerts.

    I wish I could transform into a dragon.
     
  11. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus Making regrettable decisions

    Granted but you can only do it once and it'll wear of in an hour.

    I wish I had a portal gun.
     
  12. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff

    Granted. You also get a murderous GlaDOS too!

    I wish I had a platinum credit card!
     
  13. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Jigglypuff again

    Granted, but you also get platinum credit card debt.

    I wish for happiness
     
  14. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Werewolf of London

    Granted, but you're only happy one day a year now.

    I wish that cable tv was free.
     
  15. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    Granted, but you're forbidden from getting cable tv.

    I wish I could watch anime online legally for free.
     
  16. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Jigglypuff again

    Granted, it's called Crunchyroll. All the free legal anime you want. As long as you're willing to deal with ads...

    I wish I could teleport
     
  17. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    Granted, but you cannot choose where you will teleport.
    (What Crunchyroll is free??!! I thoughtt it had a paid subscription.

    I wish I was smarter.
     
  18. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Jigglypuff again

    Granted, but you're now weaker physically.
    (You can watch free with ads. You pay the subscription to remove the ads.)

    I wish for a dozen donuts
     
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  19. wolf jani

    wolf jani Snow is already melting.

    Granted, but they're all poisoned.
    (Damn I've been dumb. Thank you for telling me.)

    I wish there was no poverty.
     
  20. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus Making regrettable decisions

    Granted but now you are a goat.

    I wish I had my dream job.
     

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