Corrupt A Wish

[wolf jani]

Granted, but Earth's rotation slows down so much that now one day is what was million years before the slowing down of the rotation.

I wish I was good looking.

 

[TrottingMinccino]

Granted, but you meet someone even better looking seconds later...

I wish I never ran out of biscuits.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but you can't stop eating them and die from the overeating.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but you lose the abilty to sleep, and your memorys suffers for it.

I wish I could duplicate any object.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but you can't control the ability and you duplicate everything all the time.

I wish I could fly.

 

[TokoyamiTheDark]

Granted, but you levitate all the time because of anti-gravity so you can't walk anymore.

I wish to ride a 7 feet tall spider.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, you lose the ability to move.

I wish it wasn't so cold here.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but the Earth is engulfed by the expanding sun so Finland (and the rest of the planet) is burned away.

I wish I could heal from any injury.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but you will die immediately from any disease you get.

I wish I could play an instrument.

 

[TokoyamiTheDark]

Granted, but you play out of tune in concerts.

I wish I could transform into a dragon.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but you can only do it once and it'll wear of in an hour.

I wish I had a portal gun.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You also get a murderous GlaDOS too!

I wish I had a platinum credit card!

 

[Monster Guy]

Granted, but you also get platinum credit card debt.

I wish for happiness

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, but you're only happy one day a year now.

I wish that cable tv was free.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but you're forbidden from getting cable tv.

I wish I could watch anime online legally for free.

 

[Monster Guy]

Granted, it's called Crunchyroll. All the free legal anime you want. As long as you're willing to deal with ads...

I wish I could teleport

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but you cannot choose where you will teleport.
(What Crunchyroll is free??!! I thoughtt it had a paid subscription.

I wish I was smarter.

 

[Monster Guy]

Granted, but you're now weaker physically.
(You can watch free with ads. You pay the subscription to remove the ads.)

I wish for a dozen donuts

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but they're all poisoned.
(Damn I've been dumb. Thank you for telling me.)

I wish there was no poverty.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but now you are a goat.

I wish I had my dream job.