Corrupt A Wish

[Monster Guy]

Granted, remember nightmares are dreams too. :3 So... you have a job you hate...

I wish I had a job I loved

 

[wolf jani]

Granted but you must work 24/365 with no salary, days off or vacations.

I wish I was a better speaker.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are now a better speaker with the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait.

I wish I had money!

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, It's Monypoly money.

I wish my School days were shorter.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You’re now a fish! That is about to be eaten by an orca....

I wish I could sew.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but it's now the only thing you can do.

I wish for a Pizza.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a nice fresh pizza made by Seymour the Dog.

I wish for a Yorkie puppy!

 

[wolf jani]

Granted it's really aggressive and tries to attack you 24/7

I wish for a cake.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Unfortunately you are now in the Portal universe, GlaDOS is trying to kill you, and the cake is a lie!

I wish I had a living Pikachu!

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but it's disobient and electrocutes you all the time.

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but you can't use it as it is in the belly of an orca.

I wish I was in charge of a live action X-men Tv show.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but you have to pay for the show's budget with your pocket money.

I wish making western live-action adaptions of Anime would be forbidden.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but adapting manga into anime is also banned.

I wish had a cat.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only it turns out to be a skunk.

I wish the lottery was easier to win.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but you will never win it.


I wish i could fall asleep faster.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but it still feels like it takes just as long.

I wish my skunk-cat won't spray it's stink.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, now it breathes the stink

I wish my sister's hamster wouldn't make so much noise at night.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It’s dead.

I wish it wasn’t so cold!

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted, the sun expands and engulfs the earth.

I wish public transport was better.

 

[Monster Guy]

Granted, unfortunately betterness costs money. More than you can afford.

I wish for some candy!