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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Games' started by keepitsimple, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Slurpuff and Alcremie both deserve love

    Granted, remember nightmares are dreams too. :3 So... you have a job you hate...

    I wish I had a job I loved
     
  2. wolf jani

    wolf jani Nobutasu

    Granted but you must work 24/365 with no salary, days off or vacations.

    I wish I was a better speaker.
     
  3. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You are now a better speaker with the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait.

    I wish I had money!
     
  4. wolf jani

    wolf jani Nobutasu

    Granted, It's Monypoly money.

    I wish my School days were shorter.
     
  5. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You’re now a fish! That is about to be eaten by an orca....

    I wish I could sew.
     
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  6. wolf jani

    wolf jani Nobutasu

    Granted, but it's now the only thing you can do.

    I wish for a Pizza.
     
  7. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You get a nice fresh pizza made by Seymour the Dog.

    I wish for a Yorkie puppy!
     
  8. wolf jani

    wolf jani Nobutasu

    Granted it's really aggressive and tries to attack you 24/7

    I wish for a cake.
     
  9. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. Unfortunately you are now in the Portal universe, GlaDOS is trying to kill you, and the cake is a lie!

    I wish I had a living Pikachu!
     
  10. wolf jani

    wolf jani Nobutasu

    Granted, but it's disobient and electrocutes you all the time.

    I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.
     
  11. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus In the land of Scorbunny and Alcremie

    Granted but you can't use it as it is in the belly of an orca.

    I wish I was in charge of a live action X-men Tv show.
     
  12. wolf jani

    wolf jani Nobutasu

    Granted, but you have to pay for the show's budget with your pocket money.

    I wish making western live-action adaptions of Anime would be forbidden.
     
  13. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus In the land of Scorbunny and Alcremie

    Granted but adapting manga into anime is also banned.

    I wish had a cat.
     
  14. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Still miss you, Lorne. Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, only it turns out to be a skunk.

    I wish the lottery was easier to win.
     
  15. wolf jani

    wolf jani Nobutasu

    Granted, but you will never win it.


    I wish i could fall asleep faster.
     
  16. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus In the land of Scorbunny and Alcremie

    Granted but it still feels like it takes just as long.

    I wish my skunk-cat won't spray it's stink.
     
  17. wolf jani

    wolf jani Nobutasu

    Granted, now it breathes the stink

    I wish my sister's hamster wouldn't make so much noise at night.
     
  18. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. It’s dead.

    I wish it wasn’t so cold!
     
  19. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus In the land of Scorbunny and Alcremie

    Granted, the sun expands and engulfs the earth.

    I wish public transport was better.
     
  20. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Slurpuff and Alcremie both deserve love

    Granted, unfortunately betterness costs money. More than you can afford.

    I wish for some candy!
     

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