Corrupt A Wish

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only now you can never land.

I wish that I'd never get a sunburn.

 

[Monster Guy]

Granted, but now you got frostbite

I wish for snow in Florida

 

[TrottingMinccino]

Granted, it's a weeklong blizzard!

I wish my phone's battery never ran out.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, now it just continuously overheats.

I wish that completely chocolate covered donuts were available to buy at a donut store.

 

[shoz999]

They have lemon-fillings.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted only now you're stuck with overabundant wishes and they never come true.

I wish that things weren't so expensive.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Everything is now extremely cheap and as a result nothing is ever in acceptable condition including food, clothing, and video games.

I wish I had a new house!

 

[TokoyamiTheDark]

Granted, it is a house full of ghosts.

I wish I was luckier in Pokémon GO...

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only all you run into are Rattatas and Pidgeys.

I wish that cell phones were less expensive.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, But they're illegal who makes anything less than six figures a month

I wish I wasn't such a procrastrinator.

 

[Mr Spaz]

Granted. Now you just half-ass everything you do.

I wish I wasn't an utter failure at life in general.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, Now you're an utter failure in death too.

I wish my back didn't hurt so much

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only now your feet hurt all the time instead.

I wish it didn't storm so much.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, Now sun shines all the time and there's an eternal drought.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted, the sun vanishes from the solar system and the planets spin out of it's no longer existent gravity, life on earth is decimated.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, you can only do it once to a spot exactly 17.83 light-years away.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Granted, Now you're an utter failure in death too.

I wish my back didn't hurt so much

That is harsh, yo.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You now know what you are doing is going to cause a horrific death for you in three two one....

I wish that my aunt didn’t ruin my life....

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted. Nothing changed.


I wish for a way to shrink and grow myself without limit safely and at will.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted but you have no free will. You only have the will of your masters.

I wish people would way their debts to me already

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but their debts are inverted so rather than giving you what they owe they instead take more from you but will never repay you.

I wish I had a Pokemon in real life.