Corrupt A Wish

[AgentKallus]

Granted but it runs away...

I wish I could create portals.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, but it's only a one way trip.

I wish that flies didn't exist.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, the number of mosquitos are doubled to compensate.

I wish for an apple tree.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, it's sentient, mobile, two-hundred-feet tall, and eats humans.

I wish I could live in the world of Pokemon as a Pokemon Trainer who is entirely human.


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Granted, they are replaced with people against owning cars.

These people are called hippies, they already exist.

 

[mehmeh1]

Granted, but you're 100% real world human, so you probably die in less than a week
I wish I had perfectly controllable telekinesis

 

[Sketchie]

Granted. Your brain got so big because of your telekinesis it crushed the rest of you.

I wish for the imminent destruction of mosquitoes.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. But now there is an epidemic of ladybugs which now not are only the size of a bus but also capable of spitting out flesh eating acid, immune to all types of insecticides, and immortal.

I wish I could find a Detective Pikachu Amiibo.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but it's surrounded by a hive of killer ladybirds.

I wish I could have a wish granted in real life.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. And you just wasted it on this wish!

I wish that Disney would stop with all the live action remakes! (I really do and im sure everyone does as well)

 

[wolf jani]

Granted They start making horrible CGI remakes instead.

I wish I was more social.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Literally everyone hates you now because you’re more social.

I wish for candy!

Granted They start making horrible CGI remakes instead.

They sort of already did with The Lion King.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, It's poisoned..


I wish my summer vacation was longer

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. The amount of time extended you get is same as the t8me it took you to read this sentence!

I wish I had cookies.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, They're filled with cockroaches

I wish it wasn't so hot here.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, now it's winter... ALL year!

I wish that pumpkins never rotted.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. They all turn into Gourgeist which end up loving tormenting humans in horrible ways while singing happy songs.

I wish I had a hamburger!

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, The steak is made out of human meat

I wish i had a pizza

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only it's made out of soylent green.

I wish healthy food didn't taste so bad.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, But every unhealthy food tastes perfect

I wish I was smarter

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only you still lose when you're on Jeopardy.

I wish puzzles weren't so hard to solve.