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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Games' started by keepitsimple, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. wolf jani

    wolf jani #ScorbunnySquad

    Granted, It's huge & you're crushed under it.

    I wish for meatballs.
     
  2. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus A human person.

    Granted but they're made of soylent green.

    I wish for non-deadly doughnuts.

    Not a bad way to go, all things considered.
     
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  3. wolf jani

    wolf jani #ScorbunnySquad

    Granted, the donuts itself aren't fatal. But those Tara's. She'll kill you for stealing them.

    I wish I wasn't so lazy
     
  4. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Granted, now you cannot ever go to sleep.

    I wish for a bag of cash.
     
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  5. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted you get a great big old bag of Johnny Cash and family’s body parts! Try explaining this to the police that are on their way to your home right now....

    I wish I had a Yorkie puppy!
     
  6. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus A human person.

    Granted but the puppy can't leave York.

    I wish I had a cat.
     
  7. wolf jani

    wolf jani #ScorbunnySquad

    Granted, It runs away

    I wish I had a parrot
     
  8. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, only it doesn't talk.

    I wish that allergies didn't exist.
     
  9. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Granted, you have just turned all humans into plants.

    I wish for a dictionary.
     
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  10. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus A human person.

    Granted but it's radioactive.

    I wish for pringles.
     
  11. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, only you only get the bag... the Pringles themselves have already been eaten.

    I wish the sun wasn't so bright.
     
  12. wolf jani

    wolf jani #ScorbunnySquad

    Granted, It's so dim that there's permanent darkness on earth.

    I wish it was christmas
     
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  13. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. It is now Christmas and you’re now Jewish!

    I wish I had a diamond encrusted Nintendo Switch!
     
  14. wolf jani

    wolf jani #ScorbunnySquad

    Granted, It's on fire.

    I wish I was skinnier
     
  15. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, only now you're invisible.

    I wish that I had a swimming pool.
     
  16. wolf jani

    wolf jani #ScorbunnySquad

    Granted, it's infested with deadly toxic algae.

    I wish summer was longer
     
  17. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Granted, summer is extended by just one second.

    I wish for a hot spring.
     
  18. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. It’s now April and 5000000000 degrees outside!

    I wish for a candy cane!
     
  19. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Kanae, Keeper of the Gates Emblazoned

    Granted, you receive a cowardly, anhedonic, nameless, dehydrated Yugoslavian, conditionally assaulting Netherlandian egomaniacs, otherwise known as a C.A.N.D.Y. C.A.N.E.


    I wish I had total control over the temperature where I live.
     
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  20. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, but you only can make the temperature hotter.

    I wish that stores weren't so hot and brightly lit.
     

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