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Corrupt A Wish

AgentKallus

Whovian
Granted but they're made of soylent green.

I wish for non-deadly doughnuts.

Granted, It's huge & you're crushed under it.
Not a bad way to go, all things considered.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Gesshin Powered
Granted, now you cannot ever go to sleep.

I wish for a bag of cash.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted you get a great big old bag of Johnny Cash and family’s body parts! Try explaining this to the police that are on their way to your home right now....

I wish I had a Yorkie puppy!
 

AgentKallus

Whovian
Granted but the puppy can't leave York.

I wish I had a cat.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, only it doesn't talk.

I wish that allergies didn't exist.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Gesshin Powered
Granted, you have just turned all humans into plants.

I wish for a dictionary.
 

AgentKallus

Whovian
Granted but it's radioactive.

I wish for pringles.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, only you only get the bag... the Pringles themselves have already been eaten.

I wish the sun wasn't so bright.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. It is now Christmas and you’re now Jewish!

I wish I had a diamond encrusted Nintendo Switch!
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, only now you're invisible.

I wish that I had a swimming pool.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Gesshin Powered
Granted, summer is extended by just one second.

I wish for a hot spring.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. It’s now April and 5000000000 degrees outside!

I wish for a candy cane!
 

TheWanderingMist

Kanae, Keeper of the Gates Emblazoned
Granted, you receive a cowardly, anhedonic, nameless, dehydrated Yugoslavian, conditionally assaulting Netherlandian egomaniacs, otherwise known as a C.A.N.D.Y. C.A.N.E.


I wish I had total control over the temperature where I live.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, but you only can make the temperature hotter.

I wish that stores weren't so hot and brightly lit.
 
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