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Corrupt A Wish

Tsukuyomi56

Gesshin Powered
Granted, now all the stores are bone-chilling cold.

I wish for ramen.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, only it's all expired.

I wish that the beach was closer.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Gesshin Powered
Granted, now kisses itch instead.

I wish for ham.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, only now you've been turned into a pig.

I wish that computers weren't so expensive.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. Computers are so cheap now that they are literally worthless and now everyone refuses to use technology setting humans back thousands of years and making it easier for the alien robot overlords that invade and conquer the entire planet in thirty seconds five months from now dooming humanity since there’s nothing left to fight back with.

I wish I had pickles!
 

Tsukuyomi56

Gesshin Powered
Granted, but it comes from the food stall in Spirited Away that turns you into a pig if you eat it.

I wish for a plush toy of an eagle.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, only it's a real eagle.

I wish my back up drive was a lot bigger.
 

Mr Spaz

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Granted. Physically, it's about 3x as large. It does not have any extra storage space.

I wish for the ability to control random number generators
 

Tsukuyomi56

Gesshin Powered
Granted, but it is extremely tiny.

I wish for a dancing frog.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. You get Michigan J. Frog. Unfortunately he still refuses to perform in front of people other than you and you are soon falsely imprisoned in a mental institution for hallucinations caused by schizophrenia that you don’t have.

I wish it wasn’t so humid....
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, only now it's freezing cold.

I wish I could fly.
 

AgentKallus

Whovian
Granted but you can land and you have to be at least 6 metres above the ground at all times.

I wish I could create portals.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, but you splinched yourself. (Harry Potter term)

I wish I could solve difficult math problems.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. You also get Cyanide and get ran over by a trolley driven by a man called Trolley Tom.

I wish I had a genie!
 

TheWanderingMist

Kanae, Keeper of the Gates Emblazoned
Granted, you get Norm from Fairly OddParents.

I wish I had a sock.
 
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