Granted. Computers are so cheap now that they are literally worthless and now everyone refuses to use technology setting humans back thousands of years and making it easier for the alien robot overlords that invade and conquer the entire planet in thirty seconds five months from now dooming humanity since there’s nothing left to fight back with.
Granted. You get Michigan J. Frog. Unfortunately he still refuses to perform in front of people other than you and you are soon falsely imprisoned in a mental institution for hallucinations caused by schizophrenia that you don’t have.