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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Games' started by keepitsimple, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    Granted, now all the stores are bone-chilling cold.

    I wish for ramen.
     
  2. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Still miss you, Lorne. Staff Member

    Granted, only it's all expired.

    I wish that the beach was closer.
     
  3. wolf jani

    wolf jani Cutting down lolicons

    Granted, but you're forbidden from entering it.

    I wish mosquito bites didn't itch
     
  4. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    Granted, now kisses itch instead.

    I wish for ham.
     
  5. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Still miss you, Lorne. Staff Member

    Granted, only now you've been turned into a pig.

    I wish that computers weren't so expensive.
     
  6. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    Granted. Computers are so cheap now that they are literally worthless and now everyone refuses to use technology setting humans back thousands of years and making it easier for the alien robot overlords that invade and conquer the entire planet in thirty seconds five months from now dooming humanity since there’s nothing left to fight back with.

    I wish I had pickles!
     
  7. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    Granted, but it comes from the food stall in Spirited Away that turns you into a pig if you eat it.

    I wish for a plush toy of an eagle.
     
  8. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Still miss you, Lorne. Staff Member

    Granted, only it's a real eagle.

    I wish my back up drive was a lot bigger.
     
  9. Mr Spaz

    Mr Spaz Loading title. Please wait.

    Granted. Physically, it's about 3x as large. It does not have any extra storage space.

    I wish for the ability to control random number generators
     
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  10. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    Granted. Unfortunately numbers don’t exist now.

    I wish for a lollipop!
     
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  11. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    Granted, but it is extremely tiny.

    I wish for a dancing frog.
     
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  12. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    Granted. You get Michigan J. Frog. Unfortunately he still refuses to perform in front of people other than you and you are soon falsely imprisoned in a mental institution for hallucinations caused by schizophrenia that you don’t have.

    I wish it wasn’t so humid....
     
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  13. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Still miss you, Lorne. Staff Member

    Granted, only now it's freezing cold.

    I wish I could fly.
     
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  14. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus Doctor Who Fanatic

    Granted but you can land and you have to be at least 6 metres above the ground at all times.

    I wish I could create portals.
     
  15. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Slurpuff and Alcremie both deserve love

    Granted, they lead to Hell.

    I wish I could teleport
     
  16. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Still miss you, Lorne. Staff Member

    Granted, but you splinched yourself. (Harry Potter term)

    I wish I could solve difficult math problems.
     
  17. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    Granted, you are now a calculator.

    I wish for an exciting job.
     
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  18. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Slurpuff and Alcremie both deserve love

    Granted, you’re a professional skydiver

    I wish for happiness
     
  19. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member

    Granted. You also get Cyanide and get ran over by a trolley driven by a man called Trolley Tom.

    I wish I had a genie!
     
  20. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Daikuro, Keeper Of The Gates Ambitious

    Granted, you get Norm from Fairly OddParents.

    I wish I had a sock.
     

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