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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Games' started by keepitsimple, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Kanae, Keeper of the Gates Emblazoned

    Granted, but you get defrauded out of your life savings first.

    I wish I had 5 US Dollars.
     
  2. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, but it's all Monopoly money.

    I wish Star Trek was real.
     
  3. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Kanae, Keeper of the Gates Emblazoned

    Granted, Star Trek is real. It's always been real. It's just a TV show from the 60s.

    I wish I had a friendly puppy to play with who was also immortal and eternally youthful.
     
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  4. mehmeh1

    mehmeh1 #TEAMSOBBLE

    Granted, but you say Awwwwwwwwwww for so long that you die from lack of oxygen

    I wish TheWanderingMist finally changed the xyz32 image
     
  5. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, but now they put up an image that makes you have nightmares.

    I wish food never spoiled.
     
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  6. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Kanae, Keeper of the Gates Emblazoned

    Granted, all food eventually turns to gold at the same rate it would have originally spoiled.

    I wish mehmeh1 understood the true genius of my signature pic.
     
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  7. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. Now you don’t know the genius of it!

    I wish it was Friday!
     
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  8. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Granted, it is Friday....but not where you live.

    I wish for a sheep.
     
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  9. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, but it's an electric one.

    I wish grass never had to be mowed.
     
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  10. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. It is now a carnivorous immortal plant that keeps on growing and literally eats anything that passes by.

    I wish I had a lemon.
     
    Last edited: Aug 22, 2019
  11. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, only it's no good as it contains no juice.

    I wish that plants wouldn't die.
     
  12. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus A human person.

    Granted, they won't die but they won't live either.

    I wish for a wish.
     
  13. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, only they never come true.

    I wish we had control over Microsoft updates again.
     
  14. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    Granted, but now your Microsoft devices malfunction a lot sooner than they normally would have.

    I wish the above poster had a Manafi. :p
     
  15. MunchlaxKing88

    MunchlaxKing88 unsalted saltines are just 'tines'

    Granted. Now everything is a Manaphy.

    I wish for a pie
     
  16. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You get Pinkie Pie’s sister Limestone who becomes so obsessed with the rocks and stones in your yard that she soon hoards them inside your house that if you touch one in the slightest way, she becomes extremely aggressive and proceeds to beat you up.

    I wish I had money!
     
  17. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Granted, it is money that a robber has stolen from a bank.


    I wish for a cold glass of water.
     
  18. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You get a glass of ice!

    I wish it was December.
     
  19. MunchlaxKing88

    MunchlaxKing88 unsalted saltines are just 'tines'

    Granted. It's December 31st, and it turns into January and everyone's bored and sad and cold.

    i wish for a parrot
     
  20. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You get this parrot!



    I wish for ice cream cake!
     
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