Corrupt A Wish

[wolf jani]

Granted, it's poisoned

I wish for the livestream to reveal a new pokemon

 

[MunchlaxKing88]

granted, but it only reveals impidimp.

i wish for some friends

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but they are dead, corpse friends

I wish for an ancient Ice/Electric variant of the Amaura line

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, It will be released in gen 4269

I wish for more regional variants for non-gen 1 pokemon.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, but they all end up being new regional forms of Missingno.

I wish ice cream wasn't so expensive.

 

[MunchlaxKing88]

granted. it's melted.

i wish to not be a ball of anxiety

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, you are now a cube of anxiety.

Granted but they are dead, corpse friends

I wish for an ancient Ice/Electric variant of the Amaura line

I wish Agent Kallus remembered the Amaura line was already ancient.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, But it's the only thing he remembers. He lost all of his other memories.

I wish that fall 2019 will have many great anime.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but wait I can't remember what you wished for........ have a fish instead.

I wish Agent Kallus remembered the Amaura line was already ancient.

I was working under the assumption that the rock type was caused by the fossilisation process so in ancient/prehistoric times they would have a non-rock type variant.


I wish for some chocolate.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You also turn into a dog....

I wish for candy!

granted, but it only reveals impidimp.

The wish actually came true....

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but it is made from hemlock berries.


I wish for a sports car.

 

[MunchlaxKing88]

granted, but it breaks down quicky

i wish for my will to live

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, your last will comes to life


I wish I could read English

 

[TokoyamiTheDark]

Granted, you get "engrish" lessons instead.

I wish to make video game characters live for real.

 

[MunchlaxKing88]

granted, everything is on fire and there's war everywhere

i wish for a bewear

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only it ends up eating up all of the food in your house.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[MunchlaxKing88]

granted, but you could only fly once, so make it count!

i wish for a giant killer robot that dances and has a quiz show

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only it short-circuits and its quiz show gets cancelled.

I wish Halloween was all year.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You’re now perpetually stuck in a never ending cycle of being chased by Michael Myers and being brutally killed by him on a daily basis. Oh and he gets physically stronger with each passing day.

I wish I had a pet squirrel!

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but it promptly wrecks your parents’ room as soon as you get it.


I wish for a pet lizard.