Corrupt A Wish

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a woman named Liz Ard!

I wish I could fly....

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, but only on Jupiter without any protective clothing or any sort of biological or technological enhancements.


I wish I was fluent in at least 3 languages.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, but one of them is Pig Latin and another is Gibberish and the third hasn't been discovered yet.

I wish I could dance.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, all you can do is the can-can.....forever.

I wish for a baseball cap.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, it broadcasts all your thoughts into the minds of people around you at 100 decibels.


I wish I had a root beer float.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a pool float shaped like a mug of root beer!

I wish I could talk to dogs!

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted however you can only say cruel things and you cannot be nice to any dog ever again.

I wish to succeed in my endeavours.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, you are given the Ability Scrappy and 1HP, therefore allowing you to succeed in all Endeavors.


I wish I could see into all of history.

 

[Blastmaster]

Granted, you get to see all the worst parts of it.

I wish to have super good luck.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, you are now a Noko from Yo-Kai Watch.


I wish I had a pond.

 

[mehmeh1]

Granted, but it's part of your head
I wish dexit was overturned

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but SWSH is delayed to year 4269

I wish that Ash will be replaced by a female protagonist in gen 9 anime.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only now the show takes place on Mars and is about Martians, not Pokemon.

I wish to win the lottery.

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but you get struck by lighting before you get the money

Granted, only now the show takes place on Mars and is about Martians, not Pokemon.

I'd watch that,..

I wish that there will be loads of regional variants in SwSh.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, but there's only 50 new pokemon.

I wish that there will be loads of new pokemon in SWSH

 

[AgentKallus]

Granted but they are all pure water types, even the already revealed ones are changed into water types.

I wish for pasta.

 

[TokoyamiTheDark]

Granted, you get spoiled pasta.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. The world then explodes killing everyone.

I wish I had a new car.

 

[mehmeh1]

Granted, but its paint is an image of this Miss Vanjie person you keep talking about
I wish for fries

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but it is made from Play-Doh.


I wish for a burger.