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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Games' started by keepitsimple, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. Blastmaster

    Blastmaster Well-Known Member

    Granted, it's wet and moldy.

    I wish to have super speed.
     
  2. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus Whovian

    Granted, but if you use your super speed it'll kill you instantly.

    I wish I could be the perfect daughter
    But I come back to the water, no matter how hard I try
    Every turn I take, every trail I track
    Every path I make, every road leads back
    To the place I know, where I can not go, where I long to be

    I wish to succeed in getting a book published.
     
  3. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Don't mess with the bull. You'll get the horns. Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, but it doesn't sell.

    I wish that winter wasn't cold.
     
  4. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. It gets boiling hot now and instead of snow, molten lava falls from the sky on a daily basis for hours!

    I wish I had $80....
     
  5. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Don't mess with the bull. You'll get the horns. Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, but it's all in pennies.

    I wish that mosquitoes didn't exist.
     
  6. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. Now leeches take over as the alpha bloodsuckers, are the size of a small house, immortal, and if you try to cut one in half, they double in numbers!

    I wish that faeries existed.
     
  7. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Samayo Kiri, Keeper of the Gates Ethereal

    Granted, the Fae now exist. All of them.


    I wish I knew how to use the subjunctive tense.
     
  8. wolf jani

    wolf jani The 6th member to reach 20 000 posts

    Granted, But you'll lose the ability to d8 anything else.

    I wish I was always right
     
  9. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You’re a right triangle!

    I wish that bimbo Jenny McCarthy would choke on a pile of anti-vaccination pamphlets!
     
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  10. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Don't mess with the bull. You'll get the horns. Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, now she's a giant vaccine.

    I wish the power wouldn't go out.
     
  11. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. Your life goes out.

    I wish I had a fish!
     
  12. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Victory Star!

    Granted, it slaps you in the face before swimming away...

    I wish I could tame squirrels.
     
  13. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Granted, but they raid your kitchen when you are not at home.

    I wish I had a private lake.
     
  14. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Victory Star!

    Granted. It's so private that you're denied access to it yourself.

    I wish Jolly Ranchers weren't so teeth-brakingly hard.
     
  15. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. Now chewing gum is hard as a rock!

    I wish it was Christmas!
     
  16. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Samayo Kiri, Keeper of the Gates Ethereal

    Granted, it's 11:59 p.m. on Decembr 25th on Baker and Howland Islands.

    I wish SWSH would stop leaking.
     
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  17. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Victory Star!

    Granted, it straight-up explodes, now no one can have it!

    I wish Espurr would stop staring so deeply at me...
     
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  18. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. Your soul is quickly taken by a Shedinja and now you don’t have to worry about Espurr staring at you anymore!

    I wish I had a helicopter.
     
  19. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Granted, but it is only one inch long.

    I wish I had a miniature crocodile.
     
  20. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Don't mess with the bull. You'll get the horns. Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, only it's only a toy one.

    I wish winter never existed.
     

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