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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Games' started by keepitsimple, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You now live on the sun!

    I wish I had money!
     
  2. AgentKallus

    AgentKallus Whovian

    You recieve a million US dollars but it'd in one dollar notes, the cops think you stole it from mental health clinics and are now after you and it's laced with anthrax.

    I wish for a new wish everyday.
     
  3. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You get a wish everyday. Unfortunately you die five seconds after this wish was granted.

    I wish those ugly ankle and no show socks never existed!
     
  4. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Victory Star!

    Granted, they're replaced with uglier toeless stockings the size and thickness of waders!

    I wish for a Banana tree.
     
  5. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Granted, all the bananas it produces are made of rock.

    I wish for a lemon tree.
     
  6. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. A full grown lemon tree falls from the sky and onto your head crushing it.

    I wish for a chocolate bar!
     
  7. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Victory Star!

    Granted, it's a blisteringly bitter 200% Dark Chocolate from overseas.

    I wish there were more hours in the day.
     
  8. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before. Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, only it's opposite wish day and you get more hours at night instead.

    I wish that computers never got outdated.
     
  9. Mr.Fiend

    Mr.Fiend She is too precious for this world.

    Granted, now there all stuck updating to Windows 10 forever.

    I wish i had a girlfriend.
     
  10. wolf jani

    wolf jani The 6th member to reach 20 000 posts

    Granted, She's just using you

    I wish fandoms were less toxic
     
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  11. NeedsAName

    NeedsAName Well-Known Member

    Granted. They are all now the nicest people on Earth and want to be your friend. They're at the door. They will find you soon...

    I wish that Gen 9 has 180 or more new Pokemon, all of which are amazingly designed. It follows the basic rules that each previous Pokemon game has followed (3 starters being Grass, Fire, Water) and all the remaining unused type-combos see use. There's a nice balance of one-stage, two-stage, and three-stage lines, with a few split-evos as well. There are four fossil Pokemon lines, at least eight legendaries and three mythicals, trading is easy and doesn't cost money. There are no paywalls beyond $60 for the game itself. I am completely happy with all the in-game Pokemon. Also, Game Freak doesn't work themselves to exhaustion and die.

    (If someone ruins that, I'll be impressed)
     
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  12. wolf jani

    wolf jani The 6th member to reach 20 000 posts

    Granted, the game is delayed to year 2420

    I wish for cookies
     
  13. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Granted, but only birds can eat them.

    I wish for cashew nuts.
     
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  14. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You get an unlimited supply of cashews! And a deadly allergy to them that will cause you die if you’re even an inch away from them. And everything in the world but you is now made of cashews....

    I wish it was springtime!
     
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  15. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Victory Star!

    Granted, there are springs everywhere now, bouncing all over the place and causing all sorts of springy-sproingy chaos!

    I wish i could hide well.
     
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  16. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    Granted, but now no one can find you. Eventually your family reports you missing and eventually assumes your dead.

    I wish for something sweet
     
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  17. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Granted, you get cursed candy that turns you into a wasp when you eat it.

    I wish for a new smartphone.
     
  18. Granted, but the phone has a riddle to unlock it that only the creator knows the answer too.


    I wish for immortality.
     
    Last edited: Nov 5, 2019
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  19. wolf jani

    wolf jani The 6th member to reach 20 000 posts

    Granted, But you'll feel unbearable pain forever

    I wish for my pre-ordered copy of SWSH to come on release date.
     
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  20. NeedsAName

    NeedsAName Well-Known Member

    Granted but you get hit by the delivery truck and die. Also, the truck driver plays the perfectly unscratched cartridge and gets a shiny starter.

    I wish for omnipotence
     
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