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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Games' started by keepitsimple, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. wolf jani

    wolf jani A Galar shill I guess

    Granted, but you die immediately after it

    I wish for omniscience
     
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  2. NeedsAName

    NeedsAName Well-Known Member

    Granted, you now know that everyone with omniscience immediately dies due to their brain exploding.

    I wish for infinite, uncorruptible wishes.
     
  3. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Yum! Turkey and Mashed Potatoes! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, only someone wished for the opposite, so you only get one more wish.

    I wish that the weather wasn't so cold.
     
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  4. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Blizzard Maiden

    Granted, it is now so hot that is like being on Venus!


    I wish for a root beer float.
     
  5. wolf jani

    wolf jani A Galar shill I guess

    Granted, but you just got a root beer allergy

    I wish it was already christmas
     
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  6. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. It is Christmas and all you get is a giant pile of coal which is immediately dumped on you where you die an agonizing death from suffocation.

    I wish it was the 15th!
     
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  7. wolf jani

    wolf jani A Galar shill I guess

    Granted, Time will eternally stop at point where it's 0 am the 15th at the earliest timezone meaning that it'll never be the 15th for you.

    I wish for a blueberry pie
     
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  8. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Victory Star!

    Granted, but it's made with too much baking soda, so it promptly explodes in your face!

    I wish I knew kung fu.
     
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  9. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. Then a panda challenges you to a fight and literally rips off your head.

    I wish I was a Ditto....
     
  10. NeedsAName

    NeedsAName Well-Known Member

    Congratulations! You have terrible IVs and a horrid nature, so you're being stuck in the PC for all time! Right there between Spinda #1073 and that Yungoos from Wonder Trade...

    I wish that everyone would love what I write
     
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  11. wolf jani

    wolf jani A Galar shill I guess

    Granted, You'll be sorrounded by stalkers 24/7

    I wish I could Sleep better
     
  12. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Yum! Turkey and Mashed Potatoes! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, but now you can't wake up.

    I wish snowstorms didn't exist.
     
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  13. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You now live on the Sun!

    I wish I had a puppy!
     
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  14. wolf jani

    wolf jani A Galar shill I guess

    Granted, but it bites you & escapes

    I wish for better grades
     
  15. NeedsAName

    NeedsAName Well-Known Member

    Great, you cheated but get found out.

    I wish that I could see the worst Marty McFly costume ever made. (Points if you get the reference)
     
  16. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Yum! Turkey and Mashed Potatoes! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, now you're Marty Mcfly and are stuck wearing that costume forever.

    I wish that batteries never died.
     
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  17. NeedsAName

    NeedsAName Well-Known Member

    Batteries are now our immortal overlords and shall torture us for all eternity using their immortality technology.

    I wish that I could manifest chocolate ice cream at whatever location I want.
     
  18. wolf jani

    wolf jani A Galar shill I guess

    Granted, but it's inedible

    I wish it wasn't so slippery outside
     
  19. TrottingMinccino

    TrottingMinccino Victory Star!

    Granted, now everytime you step outside, the ground is covered in waist-high mud.


    I wish I had a Pony (No, not any of THOSE ones...)
     
  20. NeedsAName

    NeedsAName Well-Known Member

    Who said anything about me wanting to eat it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     

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