Corrupt A Wish

[TheWanderingMist]

Spoiler: Unrelated to main discussion

Who said anything about me wanting to eat it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You forgot to corrupt the above wish.

Granted, now everytime you step outside, the ground is covered in waist-high mud.


I wish I had a Pony (No, not any of THOSE ones...)

I don't know what one of THOSE ones is, so,

Granted, you get a toy pony from whatever the popular My Little Pony show was called.


I wish no one could change my username.

 

[NeedsAName]

You forgot to corrupt the above wish.

I know. That's why I put that note of "unrelated". I also didn't make a wish. I thought it would be obvious that I was discussing a previous post.

 

[keepitsimple]

Wish granted but it changes itself

I wish I had me gold back

 

[Dragalge]

Granted but The Exterminator actually has it and throws it away and you’re about to perish

I wish for carrots

 

[TrottingMinccino]

Granted, a vicious bunny named Carrots spawns in front of you. Good luck...

I wish for a giant bunny that I can keep and love and hug and call George!

 

[NeedsAName]

I wish for a giant bunny that I can keep and love and hug and call George!

Granted. It is several kilometers tall and crushes you and everything nearby.

I wish that I had exactly $5098786 dollars appear in my bank account from a billionaire. This billionaire has never engaged in crime and was completely willing to give the money to me. No one can steal it from me.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted. It is several kilometers tall and crushes you and everything nearby.

I wish that I had exactly $5098786 dollars appear in my bank account from a billionaire. This billionaire has never engaged in crime and was completely willing to give the money to me. No one can steal it from me.

Granted. They're Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish I were the ultimate human being.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but you are complied to serve an evil warlock.


I wish for apple pie.

 

[NeedsAName]

I wish for apple pie.

Granted. You eat the pie and nothing happens, so you go for a walk. Six minutes later, a safe falls out a window and lands on your head.

I wish that no one will make any new comments on this game post. Just end it here.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, you created an alternate reality where this thread was never created.

I wish for a comfy couch.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only it's the Comfy Chair instead .

I wish that computers weren't so expensive.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, they don't exist

I wish I could think of original jokes.

 

[TrottingMinccino]

Granted, they're all in bad taste.

I wish I had a shell to hide in.

 

[wolf jani]

Granted, You can't get out of it.

I wish for a hamburger

 

[TokoyamiTheDark]

Granted, but the bread is moldy

I wish to travel to Egypt

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You become a looted Egyptian treasure that is going back to Egypt only to be permanently locked away in a vault never to be seen ever again.

I wish I had a gold phone....

 

[TrottingMinccino]

Granted, it weighs a ton. So you can never pick it up, neither figuratively OR literally!


I wish for toast. That is all.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but it is burnt.


I wish for a butterfly net.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, but the butterflies use it to catch you.

I wish ice cream wasn't so expensive.

 

[keepitsimple]

Wish granted but it's all dirt and mud flavored now

I wish to have my petunias back