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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Games' started by keepitsimple, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You get dozens of Tesco Burgers!

    I wish I could fly!
     
  2. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Granted, but you can only do so for two seconds at a time.

    I wish for a freezer full of ice cream.
     
  3. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, but they're all freezer burnt and then your freezer dies and they all melt.

    I wish that there weren't any tv reruns.
     
  4. Mr Spaz

    Mr Spaz Loading title. Please wait.

    Granted. Instead of reruns, the TV just shows static unless there's a new show on.

    I wish I wasn't sick
     
  5. Emboar_Rulez

    Emboar_Rulez Pokémon Master (Kinda)

    Granted but then you fall and break your legs in excitement

    I wish for more wishes
     
  6. WishIhadaManafi5

    WishIhadaManafi5 Happy Holidays! Staff Member Moderator

    Granted, but they never come true.

    I wish that ice didn't exist.
     
  7. Emboar_Rulez

    Emboar_Rulez Pokémon Master (Kinda)

    Granted but then Antarctica would melt and the land would flood

    I wish I was a Pokémon teainer
     
  8. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You become a Polteageist! Well you DID ask to be a Pokémon tea[conta]iner.

    I wish I had a duck!
     
  9. Emboar_Rulez

    Emboar_Rulez Pokémon Master (Kinda)

    Here’s a killer duck

    I wish I could create my own wishes
     
  10. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Wish granted but nothing happens because you already can!

    I wish for a cheesecake!
     
  11. Emboar_Rulez

    Emboar_Rulez Pokémon Master (Kinda)

    Granted but it’s a year expired

    I wish to see the new Star wars on opening night
     
  12. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    Granted, but you'll be very disapointed in the film.

    I wish for popcorn
     
  13. Emboar_Rulez

    Emboar_Rulez Pokémon Master (Kinda)

    Granted but you will choke on it and spill the rest on the moldy floor

    I wish for a hot girlfriend
     
  14. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You get a woman that is fresh out of the crematorium!

    I wish for a cookie!
     
  15. Emboar_Rulez

    Emboar_Rulez Pokémon Master (Kinda)

    Granted but it’s poisoned that’s why you don’t take things from strangers

    I wish for nothing
     
  16. LucarioIsMegaEvolving

    LucarioIsMegaEvolving A single misplaced step

    Granted, the void swallows all.

    I wish it wasn't so hot.
     
  17. Emboar_Rulez

    Emboar_Rulez Pokémon Master (Kinda)

    Granted but then you'll be freezing cold

    I wish to be a pokemon master
     
  18. Captain Jigglypuff

    Captain Jigglypuff Leader of Jigglypuff Army Staff Member Moderator

    Granted. You turn into Arceus and then are promptly caught by a ten year old and shoved into a PC Box where you are never used or taken out.

    I wish for candy!
     
  19. Emboar_Rulez

    Emboar_Rulez Pokémon Master (Kinda)

    You get so many cavities that you can’t eat anything

    I wish for something
     
  20. TheWanderingMist

    TheWanderingMist Kanae, Keeper of the Gates Emblazoned

    Granted, you get The Thing (from the 1982 film).


    I wish Xenomorphs were real.
     

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