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Corrupt A Wish

Tsukuyomi56

Gesshin Powered
Granted, but you only have said job while you are dreaming.

I wish for a pet Raichu.
 

LucarioIsMegaEvolving

A single misplaced step
Granted, its electricity, strong enough to kill an Indian Elephant, kills you.

I wish I didn't have so many commitments.
 

Xaby

SW-3553-0104-8530
Sure. They're all committees now instead. Have fun trying to participate in anything deciding by group.

I wish for more gald.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. You are the top video game programmer! In 1984 and the market just crashed thanks to Atari’s E.T. which was your own creation and thus no one will ever hire you again because you destroyed the public’s faith in video games and the Atari name brand. You can still alter the programming of video games but you can’t alter humans or their viewpoint of you!

I wish for some gummy bears!
 

Tsukuyomi56

Gesshin Powered
Granted, they are vicious, sentient, live-sized gummy bears that promptly trashes your house!

I wish for gummy fishes.
 

TokoyamiTheDark

The Purple Karakasa
Granted, but they are Japanese fugu gummy fish, so you can't eat them without poisoning yourself.

I wish I would be able to take care of a pet cat.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted you're now a pet cat.

I wish that money grew on trees.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Gesshin Powered
Granted, but they are only worth one cent apiece.

I wish for a gold mine.
 

TheCharredDragon

#HelloLoki
Granted, but there's a horde of dragons in it. Have fun!

I wish for a sword.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, only it's rusty and worthless.

I wish that I could repair electronics.
 

Tsukuyomi56

Gesshin Powered
Granted, but your ability only works on electronics created before the 1990's.


I wish a pine tree.
 

TokoyamiTheDark

The Purple Karakasa
Granted, it is Monopoly money.

I wish for my friend and I that we could be dating our crushes from the Smash series (Chrom and Pit)
 

TheCharredDragon

#HelloLoki
Granted! Except it's an invisible shrubbery.

Also, love the Monty Python reference (if it is). In that case...

I wish for invulnerability.
 

TokoyamiTheDark

The Purple Karakasa
Granted! But you get sick and suffer eternally...

I wish that I never ran out of oranges to eat.


Granted, but they hold nothing back and kick your tails every time you fight them. Every. Single. Time.
That wish actually is granted FOR REAL when I set them as CPUs to lv.9, or use Pit's Amiibo (maxed out!) in Smash Ultimate :p
 

TheCharredDragon

#HelloLoki
Granted. But he didn't leave you by taking you with him.

I wish for a shield.
 
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