Corrupt A Wish

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, however it is much harder than your previous schoolwork.

I wish for a crane.

 

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, Frasier Crane is now your roommate.

I wish for the best cheesecake ever.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, it becomes a international sensation and historic item of which no one including you is allowed to partake and all attempts to replicate it fail.


I wish I had a match.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, but I already used it six months ago.

I wish Hi-Rez would add Set to Smite already!

 

[TrottingMinccino]

Granted, but hours into the release they're deemed a Gamebreaker and their usage banned...

I wish I knew how magnets worked!

 

[Conquering Storm]

Granted. You no longer know how anything else works.

I wish for a spaceship.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Poor choice of words...you now ship Space/Earth.

I wish I had had this much Internet access in 1990.

 

[Mr Spaz]

Granted. It's not 1990 anymore, and you have even less internet access now.

I wish for something interesting to happen that doesn't involve anyone being hurt in any way.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. The Earth’s population vanishes.

I wish I had every Switch game that is currently out and will ever exist.

 

[M.P.]

Granted, but you get every single copy of all Switch games and people start suing you for stealing their games.

I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 would be released already.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but the game is full of glitches from been released early.

I wish for roast beef.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You eat some and then die a slow painful death from food poisoning.

I wish I was famous.

 

[NebulaDreams]

Granted, but you have a crazed stalker sending you mail bombs because of your fame.

I wish for a good singing voice.

 

[Conquering Storm]

Granted. You can now only communicate through song.

I wish I had the motivation to clean my room.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, your dream job is now janitor in a fast food restaurant.


I wish I was more creative.

 

[Conquering Storm]

Granted. You now have so many ideas that you are compelled to stay up at night working on them, and you cry silently as you do so, because for every idea you make something out of, two more pop into your head. You will never be able to keep up with your unending avalanche of creativity.

I wish for a pony.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a dead one!

I wish I had more money!

 

[Conquering Storm]

Granted. It's all in Confederate dollars.

I wish for a giant robot.

 

[M.P.]

Granted, but it accidentally steps on you.

I wish I didn't have any allergies.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, your friend now has all your allergies.

I wish for a Bowser plush toy.