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Corrupt A Wish

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, but it instantly shatters into a thousand pieces.

I wish that ice cubes never melted.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Grant. They exploded in flesh eating acid that painfully kills you slowly!

I wish I had a 24K DJ!
 

shoz999

Back when Tigers used to smoke.
Here's a 24K DJ but unfortunately he broke his hands while trying to get out of the vehicle in the great Emu War of 1932.

I wish for pancakes.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted, you're now a cupcake!

I wish I could see that newly discovered comet.
 

TheWanderingMist

Paladin of the Snow Queen
Granted. You're on it now.


I wish I couldn't read English.
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Granted. You are now blind and your hands fall off and can’t read anything at all!

I wish I was a cute little puppy!
 

NeedsAName

Well-Known Member
Granted. You can go take it over there in the dangerous quarry of uncomfortable sharp boulders where they're dynamite-blasting today.

I wish I had an edible bologna sandwich that only I could eat and that tasted amazing and that I could not be prevented from eating once, that once being whenever I devour it. Furthermore, no health problems could arise from its consumption and it should also be something I can savor.
 

TokoyamiTheDark

The Purple Karakasa
Granted, now everyone runs after you for your sandwiches.

I wish that people would stop sending me "lemons"...
 

NeedsAName

Well-Known Member
Granted, now everyone runs after you for your sandwiches.

I wish that people would stop sending me "lemons"...

They can't prevent me from having my sandwich though. And what is a "lemon"?

But anyways, granted. No one and no part of nature will ever give or send or loan or sell you anything ever for the remainder of your life. Have fun being unable to obtain food.

I wish for my comments to get oodles of likes.
 

WishIhadaManafi5

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before.
Staff member
Moderator
Granted now you get tons of comments that just consist of the word oodles.

I wish the weather was cooler out.
 

TokoyamiTheDark

The Purple Karakasa
Granted, now it is winter all year long

I wish I had a Karakasa friend.


They can't prevent me from having my sandwich though. And what is a "lemon"?

A "lemon" is a "fictional character X reader" story with NSFW subjects. But I had a good laugh at one of them, though...
 
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