Corrupt A Wish

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, all the money you get is Confederate dollars.

I wish I had perfect vision.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, you are now a living telescope.

I wish I could run very fast.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You become Wally West. In Young Justice. As he is running out of existence....

I wish for a Skyward Sword HD Remaster for the Nintendo Switch.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted they have to remake it all from scratch

I wish Digimon were real

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted but a SkullGreymon shortly appears and destroys your house.

I wish for a remake of Pokemon Platinum.

 

[Top Skuttler]

Wish granted. You are personally prohibited from purchasing it.

I wish I was better at memorising.

 

[Deadeye]

Granted, you remember the most useless stuff.

I wish for a magical flying pony.

 

[Mr Spaz]

Granted. It refuses to come within a 10 mile radius of you.

I wish for a sequel to Pokemon Colosseum & XD.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, they retroactively become sequels to each other.

I wish for the ability to breathe anywhere safely.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, only you can only do so underwater.

I wish that the weather wasn't so hot.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It is now -300000000000 degrees F Outside. Nice job destroying all life as we know it, jerk.

I wish it was 8 PM EST!

 

[Top Skuttler]

Okay, it's now 8pm EST. Forever. Time is frozen. Nice job halting all life as we know it.

I wish I was a little faster, a little stronger, and a little smarter.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted but the change is so small it is as if nothing happened.

I wish was immune to disease.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You’re dead!

I wish Eureka O’Hara had won....

 

[Top Skuttler]

Since you didn't specify, Eureka O'Hara wins a Mario Kart 8 race.

I wish Netflix hadn't got rid of the first several seasons of Drag Race.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, they remove all seasons of Drag Race.


I wish I got Netflix for free.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You then get arrested for internet piracy.

I wish I had a butterfly fairy!

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted. It has a seething, irrevocable hatred of you.


I wish I had a way to safely be on the Moon.

 

[Deadeye]

Granted. You know there's always someone who likes to show off his butt? He's now laying down and you're safely sitting on his moon!

I wish adulting was more interesting.

 

[Mr Spaz]

Granted. You will be on the run from the police for the rest of your adult life. Isn't that more interesting than your day job?

I wish to die so I don't have to pay my student loans