Corrupt A Wish

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get dozens of Tesco Burgers!

I wish I could fly!

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Granted, but you can only do so for two seconds at a time.

I wish for a freezer full of ice cream.

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, but they're all freezer burnt and then your freezer dies and they all melt.

I wish that there weren't any tv reruns.

 

[Mr Spaz]

Granted. Instead of reruns, the TV just shows static unless there's a new show on.

I wish I wasn't sick

 

[Emboar_Rulez]

Granted but then you fall and break your legs in excitement

I wish for more wishes

 

[WishIhadaManafi5]

Granted, but they never come true.

I wish that ice didn't exist.

 

[Emboar_Rulez]

Granted but then Antarctica would melt and the land would flood

I wish I was a Pokémon teainer

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You become a Polteageist! Well you DID ask to be a Pokémon tea[conta]iner.

I wish I had a duck!

 

[Emboar_Rulez]

Here’s a killer duck

I wish I could create my own wishes

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Wish granted but nothing happens because you already can!

I wish for a cheesecake!

 

[Emboar_Rulez]

Granted but it’s a year expired

I wish to see the new Star wars on opening night

 

[Monster Guy]

Granted, but you'll be very disapointed in the film.

I wish for popcorn

 

[Emboar_Rulez]

Granted but you will choke on it and spill the rest on the moldy floor

I wish for a hot girlfriend

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a woman that is fresh out of the crematorium!

I wish for a cookie!

 

[Emboar_Rulez]

Granted but it’s poisoned that’s why you don’t take things from strangers

I wish for nothing

 

[LucarioIsMegaEvolving]

Granted, the void swallows all.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

 

[Emboar_Rulez]

Granted but then you'll be freezing cold

I wish to be a pokemon master

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You turn into Arceus and then are promptly caught by a ten year old and shoved into a PC Box where you are never used or taken out.

I wish for candy!

 

[Emboar_Rulez]

You get so many cavities that you can’t eat anything

I wish for something

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Granted, you get The Thing (from the 1982 film).


I wish Xenomorphs were real.