Corrupted Wish Game 3.0

[Gryghaim]

Granted, they destroy everything you care about with relatively humongous strength. (Seriously that would be very scary.)

I wish for free food for everybody.

 

[Kutie Pie]

Granted, we become fat.

I wish for more reviews.

 

[D-World]

granted, they're all bad ones.

I wish school existed not

 

[Kutie Pie]

Granted, we revert to idiotic idiots.

I wish there was a talent show xD.

 

[Gryghaim]

Granted, nobody is on it.

I wish I was able to write awsome fanfics.

 

[Kutie Pie]

Granted. Then the air gets to your head from all the fame and praise and you write something cruddy.

I wish the events of last night's reading never happened.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted. They became this morning's readings, and therefore could've, and still happened.

I wish that I could train my Vullaby faster.

 

[pikalax]

Granted, it fails to learn any moves by level-up.

I wish I could have "AN ADEPT ARRANGING FOR MOTHER VOLCANO BAKEMEAT".

 

[Zalbar]

granted, but even it is confused by its job description so it quits to go flip burgers at mcdonalds instead.

i wish my little league thread got approved already. :/

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted. It's closed for lack of interest.

I wish my uncle's songs would get more publicity.

 

[pikalax]

Granted, they become the new target for Internet criticism.

I wish Microsoft Word would stop crashing.

 

[EifieChan]

Granted, but all of your documents are lost, on the computer and the backup disk.

I wish I would stop getting sick this year.

 

[Kutie Pie]

Granted, you are so healthy, scientists do tests on you to see what your immune system is like.

I wish my gums would stop hurting.

 

[Zalbar]

Granted, you eat my girlfriend's cooking and now your whole mouth hurts instead.


I wish my girlfriend would stop acting pissed off everytime I suggest we take some cooking classes together.
>.<

 

[EifieChan]

Granted, but now she is miffed at everything else you say.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted. You have nothing in common.

I wish that I was a top rank Pokemon trainer with no losses and as many wins as there are battles.

 

[EifieChan]

Granted, but all of your Pokemon die because you overworked them all.

I wish that Chubster was still alive. D:

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted. He's a zombie who eats your wole body.

I wish the world was free of stress, crime, and dismay.

 

[chanseychansey77]

Unfortunately, I can't grant this because nobody would appreciate the good things without the bad, making everybody unhappy and defeating the purpose of your wish.

I wish I didn't have hormones that make you grow up.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted. You're in 7th grade forever.

I wish I had a new, unhackable, uncrashable, unstealable, unbreakable laptop with a 7-hour battery, super-fast internet, and a built-in cooling fan.