Corrupted Wish Game 3.0

[TabiPianist]

Granted. Everyone on the count to sixty before someone under 20 posts comes hates you.
I wish for-not chocolate-Pasta

 

[EifieChan]

granted, BUT YOU HAVE TO GO MAKE YOUR HUNGRY SIBLINGS DINNER BEFORE YOU GET ANY!!! NOW GO!!! AND HEAT UP THE ORANGE CHICKEN!!

I wish my older sister TabiPianist would go make my dinner now.

 

[TabiPianist]

Wish not granted.
I wish dinner would make itself.

 

[EifieChan]

Wish granted, but everything burns and your very hungry younger sister kills you for it.

I WISH TABI WOULD MAKE MY DINNER!!!!

 

[TabiPianist]

Wish granted. I make it tomorrow for breakfast.
I wish for the world.

 

[EifieChan]

Granted, but it's your bar of chocolate and it melts in your pocket. Then Willy Wonka cuts out your pocket and uses the melted chocolate to make new chocolate.

I wish my dinner wasn't for breakfast.

 

[Todoserugi]

granted but you no longer get dinner

i wish to be a god

 

[TabiPianist]

Wish granted. It's for lunch.
I wish you would stop complaining.

 

[EifieChan]

(EEEERG! I knew you would say that!) Granted, but now our little sister is complaining.

I wish my dad was back.

 

[Todoserugi]

granted hes back but in a coma

i wish i had more pants

 

[Finch.]

Granted, but there the re-ripped kind. i wish for water.

 

[EifieChan]

Granted, but they are 16 sizes too big.

I wish I had a wish.

 

[Todoserugi]

granted you get a wish but it will be corrupted

i wish my pants were 16 sizes smaller

 

[Finch.]

Yes but now YOUR sixteen sizes bigger i wish wasn't waiting fifty-one minutes for fnc to come on....

 

[King of Pichus]

Not granted, because that would be mathimaticly impossible.

I wish Evil was the new good.

 

[Finch.]

Granted your baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad now

I wish for pokewalking ease

 

[Gryghaim]

Granted now HGSS is unbearably hard.

I wish that Rick Shrum was still alive.

 

[kusari]

Granted. He instantly re-dies.

I wish for _________________?

 

[Frozen Sunset]

You get some that is...................

I wish for a tuna fish

 

[Gryghaim]

Granted, oh wait I thought you said derpfish.

I wish for humanity