Corrupted Wish Game 3.0

[Finch.]

granted.... I listen to them, but make stupid questions..

i wish i was a girl

 

[EifieChan]

Granted, but all of the girl problems are too much and you commit suicide.

I wish I had a cat instead of a dog.

 

[Paradoxe]

The gods mess up the process, for lulz, and give you a CatDog.
I wish I knew how to play piano.

 

[Hyper Shadic]

You learn and lose all your fingers.


I wish for a puppy

 

[Sceptile Master]

Wish granted. It has wings though, and flys around, so you rarely see it.

"I wish for 3 more wishes!"

 

[Lord Zoroark]

Wish Granted; however, two of the wishes turned into demons due to your greed, stole your last wish and used it to gain ultimate power, killed you, and split the body 50/50.

I wish that Manaphy stopped acting like a spoiled brat (in the fanfiction that I'm working on) and that she finally confesses to Victini.

 

[Flame Mistress]

Wish granted, only if you give me the link to the story.
I wish for nothing.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted. You get a toaster.

I wish I didn't have bronchitus.

 

[Frozen Sunset]

You don't have bronchitis anymore...you now have a brontosaurus in your throght!

I wish people don't take that sattement in a gross way

 

[samurottwarrior]

Granted, They take it in a REALLY, gross way.

I wish I could make better wishes.

 

[TabiPianist]

Granted, but they're too corrupted and you go back to your old non good wishes.
I wish to be the greatest Pianist in the world

 

[EifieChan]

Granted, but you're ignored by everyone.

I wish you were in a better mood, and wouldn't corrupt my wish.

 

[chanseychansey77]

Granted. "U", N's perfect brother, gets into such a great mood he flips back to horrible and corrupts your wish anyway.

I wish for "SQUARK".

 

[Lord Zoroark]

Wish granted. Emboar appeared, said "SQUARK", and ate you alive.

I wish I had a real life Manaphy egg.

 

[Zalbar]

Granted, it spoils.

I wish for something to snack on.

 

[Finch.]

Granted. You have your arms...

I wish for a real life togekiss.

 

[YDT]

Granted. But it only knows splash and it's wings have been cut off.

I wish for the end of the world caused by your evil computer.

 

[Zalbar]

Granted. Skynet is born, a T-800 will be at your door shortly.

I wish I wasn't sick today.

 

[Lord Zoroark]

Wish granted: you're dead.

I wish that Infernape and Gardevoir got married.

 

[WizardTrubbish]

Granted, but they hate you and DESTROY YOU!
I wish Pokemon were real and all of them loved me and nothing bad ever happened!