Corrupted Wish Game 3.0

[pikalax]

That's three wishes. Only one can come true. So the Pokemon are real, but they hate you and end up destroying the world.

I wish people could read and follow the rules.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted. Mods lose their jobs, and sell their computers to afford sandwiches.

I wish I had a sandwich.

 

[Cyber Robert]

Granted, it's a Hamburger....WITH POISONOUS CHEESE

I wish for a great show to appear on Cartoon Network to replace Sym-Bionic Titan.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted, it soon becomes worse.

I wish my Marowak's attack was 270 or so. (Before thick club)

 

[Gryghaim]

granted, all it's other stats are 0 now.

I wish for an awesome new thread.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Granted. It's called, "Say/Rate Deep Phrases!"

I wish that Ground-Types got more respect.

 

[Gryghaim]

Granted. It's called, "Say/Rate Deep Phrases!"

That's not a new thread

Granted, they get overhyped.

I wsh for me. IDK?

 

[pikalax]

Granted, you get an evil clone.

I wish I was a little more attentive in class.

 

[Arceusdude222]

Granted, but you get such good grades your teacher thinks you cheating on your tests.

I wish for a Reshiram Burger.

 

[WizardTrubbish]

Granted but reshirams family gets revenge on you and you DIE!
I wish for a million wishes!

 

[Gryghaim]

Granted, you give them to me.

I wis all my wishe were incorruptable

 

[Pamizard]

granted but something went wrong and it became corrupted again.

I wish Chuck Norris never had kicking moves

 

[Xaftz]

GRANTED, He has just roundhouse kicked u in the face

I wish I had enough money to go to prom and buy an HDTV

 

[Arceusdude222]

Granted, but they're all corrupted from the start and unusable (that's the computer nerd in me talking)

I wish I was immortal.

 

[chanseychansey77]

Granted, but immortal is redefined to mean "clumsy"

I wish for 72.

 

[Arceusdude222]

granted, you get 72 bullets fired at you.

I wish I Frostmourne was obtainable in World of Warcraft.

 

[Cyber Robert]

Granted, your character, renamed Frostmourne, was transformed into an item and you cannot use him/her anymore, but other characters can attack him/her for unlimited EXP bonuses.

I wish that I was the Leader of Team Rocket AND Team Plasma.

 

[Alex0511]

Granted, but an army of Jennys arrested you, and you get hung. Harsh? Yes. Crazy? No.

I wish everyone's wish weren't corrupted.

 

[Arceusdude222]

granted, a person in Japan named "Everyone" gets one pure wish.

I wish I could have Arthas the Lich King as a character.

 

[Lord Zoroark]

Granted, he comes to life and kills you.

I wish that Gardevoir knew the REAL reason why Roserade taught her Petal Dance and Leaf Storm.