Corrupted Wish Game 3.0

[Generic User Name]

Granted. Now there's no more CoD. And it's your fault. Everybody hates you and kills you.

I hsiw I wenk woh ot epyt yllamron

 

[Ioneos]

Granted but the entire world goes bankrupt due to there being no war or violence for larger countries to assert their dominance.

I wish for my friction black belt already it's been 4 years.

 

[Generic User Name]

Granted, but you got ninja'd lol

I wish for a box!

YEAAAH!

(Adventure Time Reference)

 

[Loreni333]

Granted. Inside is a dead cat.

I wish that Ctrl+W actually showed you sigs XD

 

[Phoopes]

Granted... but all of them are rick rolls.

I wish for world peace.

 

[The Guy]

Granted, the world is so peaceful that aliens attack, but we can't fight them off.

I wish all 3DS games came out at once.

 

[Origami_Zekrom]

True, but there are so many good ones, you go insane and get put in a mad house

I wish Reno didn't have a casino for their airport...

 

[chanseychansey77]

Granted. It is now entirely a casino.

I wish my mom wasn't so stressed.

 

[Loreni333]

Granted. She is elated and spends her days contiounsly riding on space mountain...

I wish for a RL reuniclus.

 

[Cyber Robert]

Granted, but unfortunately it melts down the drain of your shower/bath when it was looking down it. Sadly it never found it's way back.

I wish for a RL Blastoise that won't hate/attack/kill/harm me in any way shape or form.

 

[Phoopes]

Granted. Since it doesn't hate/attack/kill/harm you in any way shape or form, it hates, attacks, kills, and harms everyone in your family in every way shape and form.

I wish that my wishes didn't have negative results.

 

[Origami_Zekrom]

Granted, but they now have negative negative negative results

 

[Phoopes]

Granted, but they now have negative negative negative results

Damn, that was good. You forgot to post a wish, though, so I'll do another one.

I wish my wishes had ONLY positive results.

 

[arceusvictini]

Granted, you have so many rights they make a million wrongs.

I wish Game Freak weren't douches about bringing Pokemon stuff to other countries.

 

[Cyber Robert]

Granted, now GF is our overlords. All glory to GF!

I wish to become omniscient.

 

[arceusvictini]

Wish granted, and you turn random because I dunno WTH that is.

I wish Photobucket was free.

 

[arceusvictini]

Wish granted, and you turn random because I dunno WTH that is.

I wish Photobucket was free.

 

[Sir Spacebar]

Wish Granted, Photobucket is now free and can never be used again (thats what free means)
I wish Pokemon were Real

 

[Zweihander Nemesis]

Wish Granted, Photobucket is now free and can never be used again (thats what free means)
I wish Pokemon were Real

Wish granted they're real but now they are more vicious and eat people in real life. The world has gone into military lockdown as Pokemon roam the streets and people and the resistance try to fight back. Goverments have collapsed and a herd of wild PIkachu just ate Obama.

I wish my Pizza arrived 10 min early.

 

[Cyber Robert]

Wish granted. It's a bit undercooked. (Shows unmelted cheese, wheat instead of bread, a live pig, etc.)

I wish that MS Visual Studio was free.