Corrupted Wish Game v4.0

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted, but then you wake up and realize doing well on your exams was all a dream.

I wish there were better sitcoms on TV these days.

 

[GalladeofSpades]

Granted. Now, the best sitcoms are the old ones from the 90's and you've put every actor begging on the streets. *slowly claps*

I wish for money
I wish for fame
I wish for everyone
to know my name!

 

[Moog2]

Granted. You're the most famous bank robber in history.
I wish I had a snack.

 

[GalladeofSpades]

Granted. You're the most famous bank robber in history.
I wish I had a snack.

Funny. On another forum, I got that same result. Except it was "Look it's the world Class Robber G!"

Granted. But you're in Soviet Russia, so snack eats you.

I wish for nothing more than a dog.

 

[Crimson Penguin]

Granted. You now have no house, no money, no family, nothing except a dog.

I wish I could get my butt in gear and start working on my fanfic.

 

[Monster Guy]

Granted, you'll start that fanfic...and never finish...EVER!

I wish for a cure for boredom.

 

[GalladeofSpades]

Congrats! You've invented the cure for boredom! Now you'll be stalked by the paparazzi for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go back in time.

 

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, but you can never return to 2012.

I wish Misty would have more fans and less haters.

 

[Flame Mistress]

Granted, but there is only one more can than hater, and only babies are fans now.

I wish I could find a psychiatrist.

 

[AquaMilotic]

You'll find a psychiatrist, but he isn't willing to help you.

I wish JoyShockShipping would be more popular.

For people who don't know, JoyShockShipping is Ash's Pikachu x Misty's Togepi/Togetic.

 

[Flame Mistress]

Granted. It only gains one more fan, however.

I wish AquaMilotic would stop posting AAML/Misty-related wishes.

 

[AquaMilotic]

Granted, but only for one post (this one).

I wish opponents on Pokemon Battle Revolution would not constantly be lucky while I'm unlucky (freeze, sleeping, critical hits etc.).

 

[pikalax]

Granted. Their luck is no longer dependent on your lack thereof.

I wish that the Black 2 ROM would turn up on the Internet in a usable format so that I could-hnnng- D O G A R S DOGARS!!

 

[AquaMilotic]

Granted. It turns up on the Internet in a usable format, but gets taken of the Internet immediately, before you downloaded it.

I wish Misty would meet Dawn.

 

[WinterStarlight]

Granted. Now Misty can't meet anyone else.

I wish I could fly on a Flygon

 

["Spite" DefaultAsAwesome]

Granted, but you fall off shortly afterward.

I wish I was a pie!

 

[Crimson Penguin]

Edit: too late.

Granted, but you end up being one of the pies in a pie-eating contest.

I wish Ash would catch more than one Fire Pokemon in each generation.

 

[WinterStarlight]

Granted. He catches one more than before

I wish I had chocolate ice cream

 

[Flame Mistress]

Granted. He only catches Fire-Type Pokémon from then on.

I wish that my wish would be corrupted.

 

[WinterStarlight]

Granted. It's corrupted for 1 second and everything you wish for from then on is perfectly fine

I wish for a big house