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;282; Let me explain everything. I am a forensic scientist and crime scene investigator. I am in town for a large festival and planned on moving to the area for a while, and when I saw this house, I snached it up. 2 days ago, I got laryngitis and that is why my voice is so raspy. My car broke down half a mile away, and I had to walk all the way here. When I got to the street, my bag was so heavy, I had to take out the largest contents and drag them. The "dead body". I went upstairs and put my new Snivy plushie on my bed and spilled all of my strawberry jam on the plushie. In my frusteration, I went downstairs and smashed the jar. Realizing what I had done, I bent over and threw out my back in a poor attempt to clean it up. Then you came ... yeah, yeah, yeah. Then, just most recently THE BALLISTICS GEL BODY I DRAGGED INSIDE JUST FELL AND BROKE APART, BUT I NEED THAT BODY TOMORROW FOR THE FORENSICS CONVENTION IN 10 HOURS, BUT THOSE THINGS TAKE 24 HOURS TO SET. Am I so creepily evil now?