Once upon a time,
There once was a boy named Tim, he also knew Jim, Kim and Gerbert. Gerbert was the tough guy in the group, Tim gave him the nicknamed Gerbo, for what reason we shall never know. Kim and Jim were once an item, like cheese or something I can't remember, maybe some sort of staple.. or a stapler... or a hole puncher... ANYWAY they were inseperable, it was like pants, each leg was needed! (lolwut) TIM! Tim was a man! A man from Nantucket who liked to sit on a bucket, he ate some Ice Cream and wanted to scream, "o' my what time, am I late!?" And so forth... he ripped off that drugged rabbit from Alice in wonderland, you know the one, the one that is always late, man he needs to do something about his stupid-*** watch, or he needs to have some big notification or something... what was I talking about? OH yeah, Alice in wonderland, anyway, Alice ate something, got high and talked to some invisible cat and then went to a mental hospital, the end.
I hope you enjoyed my story of cheese, Tim and Alice.
