Eeveeon: The Perfect Pokemon.
Height: 2 ft.
Weight: 24.3 lbs
EV from battling it: None
Steps to hatch: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
Gender Ratio: Male-87.5 Female-12.5
All stats: 0 except for Speed, which is 1,000 base
Ability: Negation (see 2,984th post in this thread)
Evolves from Eevee via Shiny Stone
Catch Rate: 100 %
Pokedex data:
The result of lab testing. It is notorious for killing legendary Pokemon. Found to be 10% criminally insane, 10% Magikarp, 80% Oreo.
Moves:
Lv.1: Memento
Lv.100: Healing Wish