Dad, There's Something I Have to Tell You

[Kuvario]

Ahhhhh! My shoulder! That's it! Your paying for my injuries!

Dad, my body is ready.

 

[RogueMG10]

That's great son. That's great.

Dad, you really need to know this. Darth Vader... Is Luke's father.

 

[KumaPanda]

Son, that movie has been out for years.

Dad, the rats have taken over the house and have created a civilization within 20 minutes, completed with helicopters and cheese missiles.

 

[SilverChiko]

Have you been into my alcohol? 0.o

Dad, I am terribly afraid of clowns.

 

[Wolfaotic]

Oh cheese no!

Dad, i'm allergic to air!

 

[Jfloydian]

I know that -- you're an alien.

Dad...I'm...an alien.

 

[Wolfaotic]

Dunn Dunn Dunn Dunn DUNN DUNN DUNN DUNN! *Uses Link's sword and OBLITERATES YOU!*

Dad, I AM ZELDA!

 

[RogueMG10]

Son, I think it's time we had... THE TALK.

DAD! I accidentally set the rain on fire!

 

[Jfloydian]

Ok, Adele...

Father, I am your father.

 

[Pink Harzard]

I think we have an genetic mess-up.

Dad, my boyfriend is a shapeshifter.

 

[Goodraman]

Grab the Silver

Dad, i think i caught the animes

 

[Pink Harzard]

I can see it. The virus changes you into a chibi.

Dad, the docter has a broken nose and needs a docter, he said. Can't he handle himself? He is a docter after all.

 

[RogueMG10]

Son, when's the last time you went to school?

Dad, I think I may have accidentally intiated a blood feud.

 

[Goodraman]

I blame the Lannisters

Dad. Mommaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead

 

[KumaPanda]

It's time to go to the police.

Dad, I am a Power Ranger.

 

[Kuvario]

So you make grass explode for a hobby?

Dad, I just won the lottery!

 

[Jfloydian]

HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

Dad! I'm...I'm...you're mother.

 

[Pink Harzard]

Genetic mess-up, again?

Dad, HOENN CONFIRMED!

 

[SilverChiko]

No way...

Dad, I am a werewolf.

 

[Pink Harzard]

Remember that you're not alowed to bite the neighbours.

Dad, I met Steven Stone.