Dad, There's Something I Have to Tell You

[Jfloydian]

Me too son...me too.

Dad, I had a....."special" dream about the ORAS remakes.

 

[alexterri]

Me to.

Dad, the kid beat me up. What should I do?

 

[GingerDixie]

Give him this cupcake...it's laced with ARSENIC.

Dad, there's something I have to to tell you...I am your grandma.

 

[alexterri]

How is that possible?

Dad, this kid tried to make me eat a cupcake, but I made him eat it and he blew up.

 

[KumaPanda]

How is that possible?

Dad, this kid tried to make me eat a cupcake, but I made him eat it and he blew up.

Did you hide the body parts?

Dad, this cupcake smells funny.

 

[alexterri]

Eat it anyway.

Dad, I found the blown-up body pats of this kid, and this other said that if I told anyone about them, he'd beat me up.

 

[Jfloydian]

Well son -- Just give in.

Dad, I turned this water into wine.

 

[alexterri]

Congrats, your that guy everyone knows about

Dad, I watch Game of Thrones

 

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Cool, son. It's a great show.

Dad, you have aids.

 

[aswertyuiol]

What? How would you know?

Dad, can I catch 'em all?

 

[Toy Soldier Mafia]

Son, "Gotta Catch 'Em All" is my motto for everything in life.

Dad, you forgot Mother's Day again.

 

[Adrexus]

It's okay son, i'll make her feel better by playing the trumpet.

Dad, you really shouldn't have called that woman ugly.

 

[Pink Harzard]

But you haven't seen her character. That is to ugly to discribe.

Dad, the Netherlands became second in the Eurovision Song Festival.

 

[Void Ventus]

The judges were bribed! Cancel the festival!

Dad, I know you're Galactus, devourer of worlds!

 

[alexterri]

I'm replacing you for another son. You know too much.

Dad, my dog is trying to kill me. What should I do?

 

[Goodraman]

Put a deadpool mask on him,

Dad, why do I have to work on mothers day?

 

[~CallOfTheIndie~]

Because we're only living on two dollars! Now get to work!!

Dad, there's a cupboard in the kitchen...full of different poisons...

 

[Toy Soldier Mafia]

That's so your mother doesn't find the candy storage behind it.

Dad, what's the meaning of pi?

 

[Vriska Serket]

Son, no one cares enough to know.
Dad, I want the Gen 3 remakes right now! DX D:

 

[Ms. Croft.]

Son don't worry, when they come out on November, we zoom to GameStop and be the first ones there to get it.

Dad, my friend's dad is a better dad than you are.