Dad, There's Something I Have to Tell You

[~Emolga~]

Good for you -continues reading the newspaper-

Dad, i tamed a dragon!

 

[Nikomajor]

I tamed mine when I was 3

Dad, there's a garchomp rampaging through the streets

 

[AwesomeGrovyle]

I was the one whom made it do that.

Dad, I left my English homework in my locker/at school. (This is real, literally.)

 

[~Emolga~]

Go get it -falls asleep-

Dad, your the worst!

 

[Z-nogyroP]

No kidding. I brought you into the world, after all.

Dad, I ate all of the radioactive cookies and now I feel funNYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[~Emolga~]

Your turning into a zombie! -shoots son-

Dad, I ate a poisoned apple -falls asleep-

 

[SilverChiko]

Good riddance

Dad, Momentai!

 

[~CallOfTheIndie~]

Sure, I'll have one.

Dad, why do you have a Fattest Tard 2014 trophy?

 

[~Emolga~]

No that's yours

Dad, i'm bored and i found this pistol i want to shoot you with -holds pistol at Dad's head- Any last words?

 

[EmpoleonNerd]

Well, I wanted to recite all of my old college research papers 17 times each. You don't mind, do you?

Dad, you are about to spontaneously combust.

 

[~Emolga~]

Ok..., I hate you too

Dad, who's that gay dog on your lap?

 

[Slaying]

Dad, there's something I have to tell you, a giant Charizard swooped through our house, totally tore up the whole living room, smashed the TV and broke the picture of my sister because he really hates her. Also, the Pikachu Pee'd the bed.

 

[Silicone]

Son, you forgot to respond to the upper poster.

Dad, why do you call me your son even though I'm your daughter?

 

[EmpoleonNerd]

Son, I keep forgetting you had a gender change.

Dad, quantum physics are overrated.

 

[~Emolga~]

Dad, there's something I have to tell you, a giant Charizard swooped through our house, totally tore up the whole living room, smashed the TV and broke the picture of my sister because he really hates her. Also, the Pikachu Pee'd the bed.

Make sure to reply to the upper post!

Son, just do it -.-

Dad, who's that gay dog on your lap?

(Again because i was forgotten)

 

[EmpoleonNerd]

That's Arnold the Shih Zu.

Dad, the Mushroom Kingdom is in peril and Mario/Luigi are stuck in a warp pipe! What do we do?

 

[The Pokemon Broadcast]

We have to be the plumbers now and rescue them!

Dad, is this real life?

 

[~Emolga~]

Yup, isn't it terrible?

Dad, why is art theft good/bad

 

[EmpoleonNerd]

Cuz Mona Lisa is worth a lot of money.

Dad, assemble the Avengers.

 

[Akwakwak]

I don't have the proper tools for that.

Dad, I'm making my way downtown.