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Dad There's Something I Have to Tell You

DemonCode

Banned
Sounds interesting...too bad you'll suffer like me and start puberty at 17 years of age.

Dad,I told my teacher I love 42! And she suspended me....:(
 

DemonCode

Banned
Good now go risk your life!

Dad,i'm joining terrorist groups
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
Here's a list of people and their addresses I'd like you to "take care of." Bye!

Dad, I wrecked the car. With an atomic bomb....
 

DemonCode

Banned
Got any more.I really hate californians.

Dad,i'm not gay no more...I am delivered. I like women....women women women women wofnghgfhtdgppsdp!
 

Pink Harzard

So majestic
I thought I understood you. And now you are doing this to me? *goes in the corner with some booze*

Dad, I'm going to England to get a sixt gen Darkrai.
 

Vern

Why not both?
As long as you pay for the plane ticket with legal means, I don't mind.

Dad, I'm addicted to watching anime shows.
 

Pink Harzard

So majestic
As long as you don't have a waifu, I'm fine with it.

Dad, I'm L.
 

DemonCode

Banned
My son you idiot.

Dad,I payed $200 for a wrinkled old rare charizard card
 

TheGuy131

Revolutionary
You're going to sell your body until you can get that money back.

Dad, I saw Santa kissing mom.
 

DemonCode

Banned
Santa isn't real son...*grabs a knife*

Dad,I'm sick of the women abuse commercials. It's getting nowhere.
 

TheDarkBlade234

Learning Trainer
Son, i'm not here to listen to you complain about things no one cares about, i'm trying to watch some NASCAR or whatever

Dad, why are there men sleeping on the floor in the basement?
 
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PanpourHoopa

Well-Known Member
Because we have sexy parties!
Familyguyreference

Dad why won't you let me eat hot cheetos?
 

Tackoman657

Lampent is good.
Because you'll never be enough of a man to enjoy them.

Dad, I posted an opinion on the Internet!
 
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