Definitely NOT a Pokemon team

[dynamo]

Zapdos @ Leftovers
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 140 Spd / 116 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Thunderbolt

Status taker, works great with Rhydon.

Rhydon (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Lightning Rod
EVs: 212 HP / 44 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Megahorn
- Rock Slide
- Substitute

Seriously underrated ****. My Physical sponge and main Normal/Flying resist.

Jirachi @ Leftovers
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 240 HP / 148 Def / 120 SAtk
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Fire Punch
- Psychic
- Wish

Wish support for Rhydon and Snorlax, takes up the role of special sponge after Lax booms, and also sweeps if it gets the chance.

Snorlax (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 140 HP / 176 Atk / 124 Def / 68 SDef
Careful Nature (+SDef, -SAtk)
- Body Slam
- Counter
- Selfdestruct
- Shadow Ball

Para's stuff with Body Slam, uses Counter against **** like mence and gross, Shadow Balls Gengar and booms when it's job is done.

Claydol @ Leftovers
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 236 HP / 68 Atk / 108 Def / 96 SDef
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Earthquake
- Ice Beam
- Rapid Spin
- Rest

Spinner, DDtar counter.

Ludicolo (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Swift Swim
EVs: 204 HP / 96 Def / 60 SAtk / 148 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Leech Seed
- Surf
- Synthesis
- Toxic

Leech Seed resist, status inflicter, and helps Jirachi take special hits after Lax is gone.

 

[Atoyont]

If Jirachi is a (backup) Special Sponge, shouldn't it have a few SDef EVs?