Destroy It!

[The Imposter]

I think there might be a game like this, but there's nothing on the visible pages so let's go.

Destroy It! is a very simple game. Basically, I'll come up with something, and the NP must think of a way to destroy it. Then the person after that posts something that would destroy what the previous poster used, and so on. For the most part, just destroy what the above poster used. Also, provide reasoning for what you use, no matter how inane. All that matters is that what was above you gets destroyed. Sanity is not a factor at all.

tl;dr, here's the rules.

1. All SPPF rules apply, all that.
2. Destroy what the above poster used in their destruction.
3. Provide reasoning, as crazy as you want, for your choice.

Example:

A monkey.

A banana on a string that leads the monkey off a cliff.

A flamethrower that burns the string, leaving the banana to rot.

Anyway, let us begin.

A potato.

 

[Gamzee Makara]

Time causes the potato to deviate from a potential static state, causing normal biological decay to occur, leaving nothing but a stinking rotten mess.

 

[dirkac]

Palkia erases Idaho from existance, and instead creates Cheropa in it's place, which instead cultivates Cherubi.

Without Idaho, potatoes do not exist.

 

[pikalax]

Arceus, holding a Draco Plate, damns Palkia to the Distortion World using Judgment.

 

[SilverChiko]

Kyurem-W completely freezes Arceus-Dragon

 

[pikalax]

Magikarp uses Splash, causing a tsunami that drowns Kyurem-W.

 

[The Imposter]

A giant straw that sucks Magikarp into the vacuum of space, leading it to explode.

 

[AmericanPi]

A swarm of Unown uses Hidden Power to destroy the straw because the Unown want to prove that they can beat SOMETHING.

 

[RzK]

A horde of Yoshis (as seen in Super Smash Bros.) tramples the Unown.

 

[The Imposter]

Baby Bowser traps all the Yoshis in eggs and eats them.

 

[Nightmare Fuel]

Bowser tells Baby Bowser to stop being an idiot and sends him to his room where he shall think about what he has done.

 

[luigiis]

Mario with starman vs Bowser. We already know how it ends...

 

[The Imposter]

Bottomless pit. No Starman can save Jumpman now.

 

[AnyRandomName]

A bomb. The pit becomes a very big crater

 

[Saturnidae]

A river of insane Termites. Termites will eat anything, including TNT.

 

[Oshwatt]

Looks down, looks up . . . an army of anteaters to eat the river of insane Termites.

 

[Saturnidae]

(AWESOUME) Unleashes an avalanche to freeze the anteaters, which only live in the tropics.

 

[Oshwatt]

Sticking to my anteater theme . . . a party of Heatmor the melt the avalanche. :631: :631: :631: :631: :631: :631:

 

[Saturnidae]

A Heatran come's and becomes a cult symbol for the Heatmors, rendering them harmless.

 

[DiaRubyTandem]

Heatran is a second relative to Heatmors, but it hasn't been confirm.
But Moltres fainted because of Heatmors