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Destroy the Block of Bedrock 2: Bedrock Brotherhood

SilverChiko

Protect The Smiles!
The Setting: A beach during a thunderstorm.

A strange force teleports the bedrock to the beach, the bedrock looks around seeing nothing untill *BAM* A huge blast of water hits the bedrock knocking it backwards, thee bedrock asks "Who is there?" The Strange Force replies "I am the master of storms and psychic, I am LUGIA!" The bedrock shakes in fear while begging for mercy, Lugia then says"It seems that you have no intention of defending yourself, killing something which refuses to struggle is tedious instead I will blow you away" Lugia summons up a Aeroblast blasting the bedrock for damage and sending it flying back to its home, the bedrock is in shock and falls into a coma due to the amount of fear it was facing
 

dirkac

I smash your Boxes.
The Bedrock, still on it's epic quest, continues to Pastrock City.

There, it stands outside the gym.

Bedrock prepares to enter, and...

THUD

"ololhaizthereBedrockhowruimawesomecuzimlearningfrommymastercrasherrockcuzhestotallyawesomeandyournotandheylolBATTLEZ"

You are challenged by Rival Barrock!

Barrock drank it's coffee!

Barrock is even more Hyper than usual!
Didn't think that was possible

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

It's Super Effective!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

Bedrock is annoyed!

Bedrock learned a new move!

Bedrock learned Read!

Bedrock used Read on it's book "How to deal with Trolls"!

Rule 1: Don't feed the Troll.

Bedrock ate it's Troll-Food!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

Bedrock is majorly annoyed!

Bedrock used Read!

Rule 2: Don't provoke them.

Bedrock used Sit There!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

Bedrock feels nauseous!

Bedrock used Read!

Rule 3: Just leave.

Bedrock couldn't run away!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

Bedrock is on the verge of a mentalbreakdown!

Bedrock got away!
 

Sketchie

it's about the CUBES
(off on some mountain...)

Despite the pouring rain, the bedrock climbs Mt. Creativity. He has heard of a legendary master, who will teach him the art of Draining-Everyone's-Ideas Fu. Thunder rolls in the background as lightning cracks across the sky. Eventually, he got to the top. On the top of the mountain was a small hut. "Hello?" The bedrock called out.

"You have come..." a voice emanated from the sky, "Come to meet your doom!"

"What? No, I just wanted to-"

Before the bedrock was able to finish his sentence, a shadow swooped in from the sky. "You have disturbed my sleep! You shall DIE!!"

The shadow then came into view- and it was none other than...

The Horrible...

Terrifying....

Terrorizing...

TOGEPI.​

The bedrock fell over laughing. "A togepi? You're a togepi!? Oh, that's hilarious!"

As quick as a flash, Togepi Extrasensory-ed above the bedrock. "You shall annoy the posters of Serebii Forums no longer!" Togepi wiggled his finger. And started to roar the most scary roar a togepi could ever achieve. Time sped up. Time slowed down. Time did the chicken dance, then sacrificed its pizza to the nearest librarian. And then, Togepi unleashed Roar of Time onto the bedrock. Fireworks of time exploded around the bedrock, putting the bedrock through extreme torture. Togepi bounced back into the sky. And the bedrock... was no where to be seen.

NOTE: Shortly after the incident, the block of bedrock was seen in history books about WWII, in a Japanese POW camp. We have no idea how he go there.
 

Klizcool

GARBAGE DAY?!?!
Bedrock Stuffin' n Bronies
:D

Creativity used Idea!
dirkac Fainted!


... Anyway...


Bedrock, having just beaten Rocklene, is now battling against two Team Pebble Grunts while having to listen to Dawnmonds Troll on.

Dawnmonds used Troll!

Everyone is annoyed and Raging!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Dawnmonds took damage!

Team Pebble Grunt used Explosion!

Dawnmonds held on it's Troll Band!

Bedrock survived with Sturdy!

Team Pebble Grunt used Curse!

Dawnmonds is annoyed!

Dawnmonds bails!

Bedrock and Dawnmonds won!

Having won, the remaining Team Pebble Grunt gave Dawnmonds it's Rockdex back, on the promise Dawnmonds never trolls it again.

Dawnmonds agrees, and instead goes off to troll everyone else she meets.

"trolltrolltrollPtrolltrollOtrolltrollNtrolltrollItrolltrollEtrolltrollStrolltroll!"
You know me so well :) -3

The Setting: A beach during a thunderstorm.

A strange force teleports the bedrock to the beach, the bedrock looks around seeing nothing untill *BAM* A huge blast of water hits the bedrock knocking it backwards, thee bedrock asks "Who is there?" The Strange Force replies "I am the master of storms and psychic, I am LUGIA!" The bedrock shakes in fear while begging for mercy, Lugia then says"It seems that you have no intention of defending yourself, killing something which refuses to struggle is tedious instead I will blow you away" Lugia summons up a Aeroblast blasting the bedrock for damage and sending it flying back to its home, the bedrock is in shock and falls into a coma due to the amount of fear it was facing
This competition is the only time I'm going to read these long posts. -4

The Bedrock, still on it's epic quest, continues to Pastrock City.

There, it stands outside the gym.

Bedrock prepares to enter, and...

THUD

"ololhaizthereBedrockhowruimawesomecuzimlearningfrommymastercrasherrockcuzhestotallyawesomeandyournotandheylolBATTLEZ"

You are challenged by Rival Barrock!

Barrock drank it's coffee!

Barrock is even more Hyper than usual!
Didn't think that was possible

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

It's Super Effective!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

Bedrock is annoyed!

Bedrock learned a new move!

Bedrock learned Read!

Bedrock used Read on it's book "How to deal with Trolls"!

Rule 1: Don't feed the Troll.

Bedrock ate it's Troll-Food!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

Bedrock is majorly annoyed!

Bedrock used Read!

Rule 2: Don't provoke them.

Bedrock used Sit There!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

Bedrock feels nauseous!

Bedrock used Read!

Rule 3: Just leave.

Bedrock couldn't run away!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

Bedrock is on the verge of a mentalbreakdown!

Bedrock got away!
This needs to be written. I'm serious. This has the chance to be an epic fan fiction. -3

(off on some mountain...)

Despite the pouring rain, the bedrock climbs Mt. Creativity. He has heard of a legendary master, who will teach him the art of Draining-Everyone's-Ideas Fu. Thunder rolls in the background as lightning cracks across the sky. Eventually, he got to the top. On the top of the mountain was a small hut. "Hello?" The bedrock called out.

"You have come..." a voice emanated from the sky, "Come to meet your doom!"

"What? No, I just wanted to-"

Before the bedrock was able to finish his sentence, a shadow swooped in from the sky. "You have disturbed my sleep! You shall DIE!!"

The shadow then came into view- and it was none other than...

The Horrible...

Terrifying....

Terrorizing...

TOGEPI.​

The bedrock fell over laughing. "A togepi? You're a togepi!? Oh, that's hilarious!"

As quick as a flash, Togepi Extrasensory-ed above the bedrock. "You shall annoy the posters of Serebii Forums no longer!" Togepi wiggled his finger. And started to roar the most scary roar a togepi could ever achieve. Time sped up. Time slowed down. Time did the chicken dance, then sacrificed its pizza to the nearest librarian. And then, Togepi unleashed Roar of Time onto the bedrock. Fireworks of time exploded around the bedrock, putting the bedrock through extreme torture. Togepi bounced back into the sky. And the bedrock... was no where to be seen.

NOTE: Shortly after the incident, the block of bedrock was seen in history books about WWII, in a Japanese POW camp. We have no idea how he go there.
dirkac, I think that you should use Mt. Creativity in your Bedrock Saga. -5

The bedrock does what Klizcool's gif does and ends up destroying itself.
I'm flattered. -3


2660/2800

NOTE: Tallying is separate from judging. I have written down some choices to judge, but I won't say what I picked. Judging shall remain a secret.
 

dirkac

I smash your Boxes.
The Bedrock is still on it's amazing quest, and is about the to start a battle with Crasher Rock.

You are challenged by Crasher Rock!

Crasher Rock used Rock Fall!

Bedrock got covered in Pebbles!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Bedrock Sneezed!

Bedrock face-floored!

Crasher Rock burst out laughing!

Crasher Rock is too busy laughing!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Crasher Rock took damage!

Crasher Rock used Wrestle!

Crasher Rock hugs Bedrock!

Bedrock feels affectionate!

Bedrock's self-confidence stat increased to -821!

Bedrock used Hug!

Bedrock hugged Crasher Rock!

Crasher Rock screeches in pain of being crushed by such a massively obese weight!

Crasher Rock gives Bedrock the Fenock Badge and goes to the Great Caves to immerse itself in watshing MLH:FIE!
 

Klizcool

GARBAGE DAY?!?!
I make the bedrock read the entirety of Homestuck non-stop. (Apparently, if Homestuck were a book, it'd be the 8th longest in the English language...)
Ah, Homestuck. I am familiar with it, yes. -4

The Bedrock is still on it's amazing quest, and is about the to start a battle with Crasher Rock.

You are challenged by Crasher Rock!

Crasher Rock used Rock Fall!

Bedrock got covered in Pebbles!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Bedrock Sneezed!

Bedrock face-floored!

Crasher Rock burst out laughing!

Crasher Rock is too busy laughing!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Crasher Rock took damage!

Crasher Rock used Wrestle!

Crasher Rock hugs Bedrock!

Bedrock feels affectionate!

Bedrock's self-confidence stat increased to -821!

Bedrock used Hug!

Bedrock hugged Crasher Rock!

Crasher Rock screeches in pain of being crushed by such a massively obese weight!

Crasher Rock gives Bedrock the Fenock Badge and goes to the Great Caves to immerse itself in watshing MLH:FIE!
I half expected the next leader to be Dwayne Johnson. -4


2652/2800

Note: We need more entries for the competition! If I don't get enough, then the idea will be scrapped!

 

dirkac

I smash your Boxes.
The Bedrock, still on it's quest to reurn to the real world, sets off to Celestone Town to give this Necklace thing to this old lady.

He goes to the Route, and then, hell strikes.

Fog.

Bedrock is challenged by Shedinja'd Rock Ninjask'd!

Bedrock used Troll Slap!

It missed!

Ninjask'd used Rock Throw!

It missed!

Bedrock used Troll Slap!

It missed!

Ninjask'd used Rock Throw!

It missed!

Bedrock used Troll Slap!

It missed!

Ninjask'd used Rock Throw!

It missed!

Bedrock used Troll Slap!

It missed!

Ninjask'd used Rock Throw!

It missed!

Bedrock used Troll Slap!

It missed!

Ninjask'd used Rock Throw!

It's a Critical Hit!

Bedrock Fainted!
 

SlenderMan0

Destroyed&Recreated
The Bedrock gets attacked by wild Garbador
 

SilverChiko

Protect The Smiles!
I tell the bedrock it has no life and to go mess with a Tyranitar *hours later* the bedrock comes back bleeding and severely injured.

Moral of the story, Don't mess with Tyranitars
 

dirkac

I smash your Boxes.
The Bedrock has managed to make it to Canalava City, and it can already see the Gym.

All Bedrock has to do is cross this bridge and-

THUD

"ohhailolzigotthegymbadgeandyouhaventsouequalsnoobzbutheyitslikeotallyawesomecuzBATTLEZ"

You are Trolled Challenged by Rival Barrock!

Barrock used Troll!

Bedrock's Anti-Troll System Activated!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

It's a OHKO!

Barrock held on it's Troll Sash!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

Bedrock's Anti-Troll System Activated!

Bedrock's Anti-Troll System Exploded due to Overlaod!

Bedrock used Derp Face!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

It's a Critical Hit!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Barrock Fainted!

Barrock lies on the Bridge using Troll-Face!
 

Sketchie

it's about the CUBES
I turn the bedrock into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then, I put the flea in a box. Then I put that box into another box. Then I mailed it to myself and I SMASHED IT WITH A HAMMER!! (Although, I should have poisoned him with this and saved on postage.)
 

dirkac

I smash your Boxes.
I turn the bedrock into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then, I put the flea in a box. Then I put that box into another box. Then I mailed it to myself and I SMASHED IT WITH A HAMMER!! (Although, I should have poisoned him with this and saved on postage.)
Oh lolness the reference.


Anyway, the Bedrock, now battling the sixth Geologic Leader, Iron, for the Mine Badge.

Iron used Iron Defense!

Iron's Defense heightened!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Iron took 2 Damage!

Iron used Iron-Defense!

Iron's Defense heightened!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Iron took 1 Damage!

Iron used Iron Defenses!

Iron's defense heightened!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Iron took no damage!

Iron used Heavy Slam!

Bedrock's Sturdy activated!

Bedrock tried to run away!

Bedrock couldn't run away!

Iron used Heavy Slam!

Bedrock evaded it!

Iron fell into the River!

Bedrock stole the Mine Badge!
 

Klizcool

GARBAGE DAY?!?!
The Bedrock, still on it's quest to reurn to the real world, sets off to Celestone Town to give this Necklace thing to this old lady.

He goes to the Route, and then, hell strikes.

Fog.

Bedrock is challenged by Shedinja'd Rock Ninjask'd!

Bedrock used Troll Slap!

It missed!

Ninjask'd used Rock Throw!

It missed!

Bedrock used Troll Slap!

It missed!

Ninjask'd used Rock Throw!

It missed!

Bedrock used Troll Slap!

It missed!

Ninjask'd used Rock Throw!

It missed!

Bedrock used Troll Slap!

It missed!

Ninjask'd used Rock Throw!

It missed!

Bedrock used Troll Slap!

It missed!

Ninjask'd used Rock Throw!

It's a Critical Hit!

Bedrock Fainted!
Things look desperate for the Bedrock, tune in next time! -4

The Bedrock gets attacked by wild Garbador
The Bedrock gets dirty.-3

I tell the bedrock it has no life and to go mess with a Tyranitar *hours later* the bedrock comes back bleeding and severely injured.

Moral of the story, Don't mess with Tyranitars
-4

The Bedrock has managed to make it to Canalava City, and it can already see the Gym.

All Bedrock has to do is cross this bridge and-

THUD

"ohhailolzigotthegymbadgeandyouhaventsouequalsnoobzbutheyitslikeotallyawesomecuzBATTLEZ"

You are Trolled Challenged by Rival Barrock!

Barrock used Troll!

Bedrock's Anti-Troll System Activated!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

It's a OHKO!

Barrock held on it's Troll Sash!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

Bedrock's Anti-Troll System Activated!

Bedrock's Anti-Troll System Exploded due to Overlaod!

Bedrock used Derp Face!

Barrock used Major Trolling!

It's a Critical Hit!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Barrock Fainted!

Barrock lies on the Bridge using Troll-Face!
Bridges are nothing but bad news. -3

I turn the bedrock into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then, I put the flea in a box. Then I put that box into another box. Then I mailed it to myself and I SMASHED IT WITH A HAMMER!! (Although, I should have poisoned him with this and saved on postage.)
-4

Oh lolness the reference.


Anyway, the Bedrock, now battling the sixth Geologic Leader, Iron, for the Mine Badge.

Iron used Iron Defense!

Iron's Defense heightened!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Iron took 2 Damage!

Iron used Iron-Defense!

Iron's Defense heightened!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Iron took 1 Damage!

Iron used Iron Defenses!

Iron's defense heightened!

Bedrock used Troll-Slap!

Iron took no damage!

Iron used Heavy Slam!

Bedrock's Sturdy activated!

Bedrock tried to run away!

Bedrock couldn't run away!

Iron used Heavy Slam!

Bedrock evaded it!

Iron fell into the River!

Bedrock stole the Mine Badge!
Remember kids, stealing is for bad people. Fortunately for the Bedrock, it isn't real people. -3

I save on postage, and poison the bedrock. :p
Good save. -4


2627/2800

Note: I cancelled the competition due to lack of submissions.
 

dirkac

I smash your Boxes.
I send the bedrock to Dirkac's house.
:D

Anyway,

KABOOM!

Is what the Bedrock hears when it leaves the Gym.

And guess wha-

THUD

"heylolzexplosionprofrockanwantstoseeyousoNOBATTLEZ"

And so the Bedrock was Carried of by Barrock to the Canalava Rock Museum, where Professor Rockon and it's assistant Dawnmonds were waiting.

"Did you hear that explosion? You must discover what it was. It came from the vicinity of Lake Varock. IT's obvious it has Team Pebble scribbled all over it.

Danwmonds will go to Lake Verock, you will go to Lake Varock, while Barrock while go to Lake Acuiron."

What the Bedrock was thinking: "Hell no I won't accept. What is wrong with you rokcs. Do you think I'm crazy or something!?"

What the Bedrock Said: " Of course I'll accept to put my Life on the line to rescue this Lake I don't even care about nor know about!"

Damn.
 
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