General Nonsense
Star Glider
I throw the Spanish Inquisition at the bedrock. (The bedrock wasn't expecting it)
I tell the tallyists who are controlling my internet to go control the bedrock`s internet.
I would send the bedrock ''to infinity, and beyond!''
I use everything that dealt the finishing blows to the previous bedrocks to attack the bedrock.
I hug the bedrock.
I make the bedrock read Stephen King's "Carrie" Then, we watch the old movie version. The bedrock gets nightmares from the movie. Then I tell the bedrock a new movie version is coming out. It screams like a little girl
I shoot an arrow into the rising sun while standing on an island in the middle of a lake. The bedrock is positioned just where the arrow would land.
Now, if you've played Ocarina of Time (properly), then you know what happens next.
I throw the Spanish Inquisition at the bedrock. (The bedrock wasn't expecting it)
I call Youngster Joey and put the pokegear next to the bedrock.
From the previous attack, I get Joey to send his Top Percentage Rattata to train with the bedrock. However, as everyone knows, after the events of Gold and Silver, Joey becomes the champion of Johto, owning everyone with his Level 999 Rattata.
I show the bedrock this picture.
It is now terrified and wants to commit suicide.http://i39.*******.com/2vah6hk.jpg
^lol
I drop an anvil on the bedrock's head.
I drop a sonic Rainbomb (NOT a typo) on the bedrock.
I also killed Rainbow Dash with another Sonic Rainbomb...
MWAJHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHHA!
I stuff the bedrock inside a Nuclear Missile.
I ask the bedrock a riddle;
There is a fox, a hen / chicken, and a bag of grain. A farmer must get them all across the river safely without anything dangerous happening.
The fox will eat the chicken and the chicken will eat the grain.
How does the farmer get all three of the things safely across the river?
I would let the bedrock think about its life, forever and ever....
I place the bedrock in a bedrock-encased room with a Goomy, where it gets brutally raped, beaten and chomped on.
I ask the bedrock a riddle;
There is a fox, a hen / chicken, and a bag of grain. A farmer must get them all across the river safely without anything dangerous happening.
The fox will eat the chicken and the chicken will eat the grain.
How does the farmer get all three of the things safely across the river?
I force the bedrock to pay off the American national debt. In bedrock.
Because the farmer has gotten the fox, chicken, and grain with him to get to the river, this means he must be able to prevent the fox from eating the chicken and the chicken from eating the grain.
Also, it was never said the fox can eat the grain, so the farmer takes the chicken and the fox with him across the river. He leaves the fox on the other side of the river, all whilst keeping the chicken with him because he can prevent the fox from eating the chicken as he gets across the river. He goes back to the initial side where he left the grain (he still has the chicken), and takes the two to the other side of the river. Now he got to the other side of the river with all three items without sacrificing any one of them.
Source: 3rd Grade riddle lesson
I make the bedrock kill other bedrocks, thus, it hurts itself for killing its own kind.