Destroy the Block of Bedrock 2: Bedrock Brotherhood

[epicdrill]

I place the bedrock in a maze and then tell it the solution to solving any normal maze-except this maze changes based on where you go, so that does not work.

 

[Rotom Router]

Inducts the bedrock in an exclusive club dedicated to listening to recordings of 6-to-12--year-olds playing Call of Duty on Xbox Live.

 

[SeekerofLight]

The bedrock gets its lips and its tongue cut out from its head with a...

LINOLEUM KNIFE

 

[Pink Harzard]

^You monster^ xD

I let the bedrock lose his money in Las Vegas.

 

[General Nonsense]

The bedrock misses the point entirely.

 

[Rotom Router]

Stocks the bedrock's fridge full of moldy cheese, rancid yogurt, sour milk, rotten produce, and day old donuts.

 

[Pink Harzard]

Hey bedrock. Guess who returns in your place:

Spoiler: It returns

[video=youtube;4r7wHMg5Yjg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg[/video]

 

[SeekerofLight]

Hey bedrock. Guess who returns in your place:

[video=youtube;umDr0mPuyQc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc[/video]

The bedrock screams in terror at the sight of his three attackers, Espurr, the Goomy Gang, and the Deadly Honeybadger

 

[General Nonsense]

I throw a sketchy download at the bedrock.

 

[epicdrill]

I force the bedrock to run in circles and run in circles and never stop.

28th post, 27th attack since the last judging.

 

[Rotom Router]

The bedrock's rollin', rock's rollin', rock's rollin', rock's rollin-ah.

[video=youtube;aYZ5-lTEKQQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYZ5-lTEKQQ[/video]

 

[Dormant]

I will EAT THE BEDROCK!! :3

 

[Klizcool]

I force the bedrock to run in circles and run in circles and never stop.

28th post, 27th attack since the last judging.

Don't you think I know this? I work at a department store during Christmas. I don't have the time to tally everyday right now.

 

[General Nonsense]

Don't you think I know this? I work at a department store during Christmas. I don't have the time to tally everyday right now.

Well, then good luck with the job.

I make the bedrock pay for what it has done.

 

[Dormant]

The bedrock will meet his match as he fights against a TREVENANT RIDING ON A TYRANTRUM!!!!

 

[Klizcool]

How it feels when I haven't tallied in a long time.

The creator of this crazy place has turned into a talking Dragalge!

Wonderful. That just threw a monkey wrench in the drawing plans.

Hello there, Bedrock.
The Bedrock doesn't know who I'am. It hurts itself in its confusion.

Who are you? -33

I make the bedrock watch every episode of the worst TV show ever.

So. Many. Options. -33

Bedrock challenges the Lumiose gym. Does not have four gym badges. Gets shocked and thrown outside

AND STAY OUT! -33

The bedrock watches a Blue Man Group show. It gets mystified by all the pretty colors.

Pretty colors? I'm pretty sure the Blue Man Group only uses one color. If not, I've been living a lie.
-33

I force the bedrock to fix my computer (I can't logon without Safe Mode).

Have you tried turning it on and off again? -33

I throw a deadly disease at the bedrock.

Never forget the Disco Fever outbreak of the 1970's that claimed thousands of loves with poor taste in music and an excessive need for rhinestones. -34

Arceus disapproves of the bedrock's life

Arceusism is real! Repent your infidel faiths now or burn in an eternal hellfire of the Fire Plate's wrath! -33

I throw all sorts of awful things at the bedrock.

¡Qué horìble! -33

Bedrock fel out of the world

http://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

-33

EDIT- Accidental Double-Post

Good call.

The bedrock nudges, kicks and jiggles the seat in front of him. Espurr is sitting there. Espurr is everywhere at once. And Espurr will cut the bedrock up.

Bonus points to those who understand the reference...

I'm not getting any points. -33

The bedrock gets Shadow Tagged by a Zubat knowing Double Team and Brave Bird.

Touché. -34

Ich spreche Deutch fur fiele jahre.

I throw dictionaries at the bedrock. The big bulky ones.

So... All of them? -34

I turn the bedrock into cheese.

Like the moon? -33

I put the bedrock in front of a TV playing its least favourite show and then put the remote just barely out of reach.

And now the Bedrock is a Brony. -33

I force the bedrock to solve a German crossword puzzle, Christmas themed, without a dictionary.

German is the language of engineering. -33

Charizard used Dragon Tail on Bedrock.

Simple. I like it. -33

And I will eat it as a addition for my lunch. Omnomnomnomnom.

My stalker senses are telling me that you typed this while eating lunch. -33

I place the bedrock in a maze and then tell it the solution to solving any normal maze-except this maze changes based on where you go, so that does not work.

-33

Inducts the bedrock in an exclusive club dedicated to listening to recordings of 6-to-12--year-olds playing Call of Duty on Xbox Live.

Call of Duty 2 was fine. Everything after that was complete crap. -34

The bedrock gets its lips and its tongue cut out from its head with a...

LINOLEUM KNIFE

-33

^You monster^ xD

I let the bedrock lose his money in Las Vegas.

-33

The bedrock misses the point entirely.

-33

Stocks the bedrock's fridge full of moldy cheese, rancid yogurt, sour milk, rotten produce, and day old donuts.

-33

Hey bedrock. Guess who returns in your place:

Not this again. -33

The bedrock screams in terror at the sight of his three attackers, Espurr, the Goomy Gang, and the Deadly Honeybadger

-33

I throw a sketchy download at the bedrock.

*Cough*Porn*Cough* -33

I force the bedrock to run in circles and run in circles and never stop.

Round and round. What goes around comes around. -33

The bedrock's rollin', rock's rollin', rock's rollin', rock's rollin-ah.

Rollin. Rollin after midnight. (Seriously. I need to sleep.) -33

I will EAT THE BEDROCK!! :3

I'm hungry. -33

Well, then good luck with the job.

Thanks. It's a pain in the *** because I got stuck in the sh*ttiest department in the store.

I make the bedrock pay for what it has done.

Give us the girl, pay the debt. -33

The bedrock will meet his match as he fights against a TREVENANT RIDING ON A TYRANTRUM!!!!

Still not as a cool as a flying unicorn that controls the moon. -33


335/3200

 

[Pink Harzard]

I expose the bedrock 24/7 to the same Christmas song about Rudolph the red-nosed rendeer.

And good luck at your job Klitzcool. I hope you won't be exposed to a overkill of Christmas songs.

 

[Sir Spacebar]

I put the bedrock inside a toaster,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST

 

[Monster Guy]

The Bedrock gets run over by a reindeer

 

[TrottingMinccino]

I stand in front of the bedrock...

Now...take out its deck...

and pull it towards me...

and then i tore its deck into 3 pieces!

then me and my pokemon take one piece of its deck, and travel to a different part of the planet.

And now its deck belongs to us!
(But Emolga stole the pieces and decorates its playhouse with it!)