Destroy the Block of Bedrock 2: Bedrock Brotherhood

[Rotom Router]

Ohh man, kinda curious what horrible department you got stuck with. Whatever the case, take this *insert superstitious good luck charm here* for protection during that holiday ordeal.

Mai makes the bedrock too nervous to start the final exam that she already finished.

[video=youtube;LTiBaBi2ntU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTiBaBi2ntU[/video]

Oh, was this the pic that got broken?

 

[Klizcool]

And good luck at your job Klizcool. I hope you won't be exposed to a overkill of Christmas songs.

They started the Christmas music two weeks before Black Friday. THE MIDDLE OF NOVEMBER. AND IT GETS WORSE AS WE GET CLOSER TO CHRISTMAS.

But thank you.

I expose the bedrock 24/7 to the same Christmas song about Rudolph the red-nosed rendeer.

I'm going to deep fry Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and drink the tears of the children who loved him. -35

I put the bedrock inside a toaster,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST

Toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast. -33

The Bedrock gets run over by a reindeer

I only liked that movie when I was five. -33

I stand in front of the bedrock...

Now...take out its deck...

and pull it towards me...

and then i tore its deck into 3 pieces!

then me and my pokemon take one piece of its deck, and travel to a different part of the planet.

And now its deck belongs to us!
(But Emolga stole the pieces and decorates its playhouse with it!)

I kept misreading the word deck and completely lost the whole meaning of this. -33

Ohh man, kinda curious what horrible department you got stuck with. Whatever the case, take this *insert superstitious good luck charm here* for protection during that holiday ordeal.

Shoe department. It's so awful that I'm the only employees that actually puts effort into making it look good/doing any work there at all. That's why I'm always so tired when I get home and can't tally. It's always a mess. Women cannot f*cking clean up their god damned shoes and leave their sh*t every. I DESPISE THE UGG COMPANY.

IM DROWNING IN FOOTWEAR

Mai makes the bedrock too nervous to start the final exam that she already finished.

[video=youtube;LTiBaBi2ntU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTiBaBi2ntU[/video]

Like me and my drivers test. -33

Oh, was this the pic that got broken?

Yes. For some reason, it's a crapshoot for when a pic from Tumblr shows up or not.


135/3200

 

[General Nonsense]

I throw all the shoes at Klizcool's workplace at the bedrock.

 

[The desert spirit]

I throw all the shoes at Klizcool's workplace at the bedrock.

That's... a lot... of shoes -35

100/3200
We're almost there guys! Just a few more attacks!

I make the bedrock listen to the entire recording of our History textbooks (it sounds like a naggy grandma)

 

[Monster Guy]

I only liked that movie when I was five. -33

It's also a song, which is completely different from the movie. The Grandma dies...


Angry Birds attack the Bedrock.

 

[The desert spirit]

Hoopa does whatever it is Hoopas do to the bedrock

 

[Monster Guy]

Hoopa does whatever it is Hoopas do to the bedrock

And then Diancie appears right after and does what it does to the Bedrock.

I'm so original!

 

[Klizcool]

I make the bedrock listen to the entire recording of our History textbooks (it sounds like a naggy grandma)

But I like history... -33

It's also a song, which is completely different from the movie. The Grandma dies...

Yes I know. I aren't stupid.

Angry Birds attack the Bedrock.

Hate that game. Lame. It sucks. There, I said it. F*ck society. Do a barrel roll. 20% cooler. LETTTTT'S PLAY!!!!! -33

And the destroyer of the bedrock is...
[video=youtube_share;W84DLa0CLNE]http://youtu.be/W84DLa0CLNE[/video]

 

[Klizcool]

Hoopa does whatever it is Hoopas do to the bedrock

Minus whatever, you win!

Let's wait for YPRto announce the new bedrock.


And yes I double posted. So what. It was to add DRAMA!

 

[SeekerofLight]

Don't worry, said Espurr. It'll be fine, said Espurr. You can afford to go out for an hour, said Espurr.

Yet again. Although unlike past occurances, where the bedrock died when I was asleep, this happened WHEN I WAS AWAKE! Oh god!

I think I'm running out of originality in my attacks... oh dear... I wonder if I should continue to listen to Espurr...

 

[Rotom Router]

Yeeeeah, I don't think you should.

Anyhow, congrats on extinguishing the molten quartz, desert spirit!

 

[Klizcool]

Don't worry, said Espurr. It'll be fine, said Espurr. You can afford to go out for an hour, said Espurr.

Yet again. Although unlike past occurances, where the bedrock died when I was asleep, this happened WHEN I WAS AWAKE! Oh god!

I think I'm running out of originality in my attacks... oh dear... I wonder if I should continue to listen to Espurr...

You, The Desert Spirit, and General Nonsense all really deserve a win. TDS got hers, you came close, and the General has been doing this longer than I have. All I can say is keep it up. I wish there was some way I could help, but that really isn't fair. I was glad to see TDS finally getting a win.

Always remember though, Draglage and I are probably the only active tallyist who have never defeated a Bedrock. But we're still here.

 

[The desert spirit]

Yay! I finally beat a bedrock! For once it came close enough to being destroyed when I wasn't in school/asleep. Event pokemon for the win!

 

[SeekerofLight]

Yeeeeah, I don't think you should.

That's all I have to say about that.

 

[General Nonsense]

How is it that the bedrock always gets destroyed when I am gone? Darn it.

 

[Klizcool]

How is it that the bedrock always gets destroyed when I am gone? Darn it.

Where do you live? Our time zones are probably different. And also, you have school.

I'm totally not tryin to stalk you, BTW.

 

[General Nonsense]

Where do you live? Our time zones are probably different. And also, you have school.

I'm totally not tryin to stalk you, BTW.

I don't think that the time zone is the issue since it got destroyed at 10:30 PM. Ah well. One of these days I may win.

 

[Dragalge]

Goddammit school play x4

Aaaaaaanywaaay congratulations on extinguishing the bedrock TDS!

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Recently, I found this new MegaStone called Bedrockinite and now I summon MegaBedrock!!!!!

Now this time, MegaBedrock is invincible until you destroy it's MegaStone whom has 1,000 HP. After that the HP of Bedrock goes down to 3,600.

Best part about this is that you can be a Bedrockinite/MegaBedrock destroyer so two different users can win this round!

 

[The Imposter]

I send the mega stone to 2011, when it doesn't exist and thus is destroyed.

 

[SeekerofLight]

I change the name of the Bedrockinite to Gengarite, resulting in the Mega Stone being banned and forcibly removed from the Bedrock.