Destroy the Block of Bedrock 2: Bedrock Brotherhood

[The Imposter]

Due to how Mega Stones work, the only way they can possibly grant invincibility to the bedrock is through an ability. Thus, we can assume that Bedrockinite gives an ability shielding all damage. There is an ability called Mold Breaker, which nullifies these abilities (for example, Mold Breaker Earthquake hits Shedinja). I use a Mold Breaker Rampardos Head Smash to bypass the invincibility and hit the bedrock directly.

 

[TrottingMinccino]

I send a Poochyena to steal the bedrock's MegaStone, But instead he stares at and scolds me for not realizing that MegaStones can't be stolen...After which Poochyena jumps at my face to punish me for my derp >.<

After a good minute of mauling, Purrloin manages to pull Poochyena off of me. The Megastone (telepathically somehow) chortles uncontrollably from the whole ordeal!

Still hurting though...ouch!

 

[epicdrill]

I place the bedrock on a platform rotating at thousands of kilometres per hour with a unbreakable cable attached between the bedrock and the centre of the platform. The centrifugal force tries to throw the bedrock off, but the cable prevents it. The centrifugal force forces the cable to cut through the shield and the bedrock until it splits in two and goes flying off.

 

[General Nonsense]

I hit the bedrock's megastone with a refrigerator door.

 

[epicdrill]

The Mega Stone itself gets Leech Seeded, then Toxiced.

 

[Pink Harzard]

I hit the Mega stone with Ugg shoes. the Mega stone shows a tiny crack due to agony caused by the horrible shoes.

 

[Monster Guy]

I throw other Mega Stones at the Bedrockite

 

[Rotom Router]

Replaces Tubba Blubba's heart with the Bedrockite.

 

[Pink Harzard]

The bedrockite gets cursed.

 

[Rotom Router]

Bowls a perfect game using the Bedrockite.

 

[Pink Harzard]

Let a horde of Hitmolee play soccer with the Bedrockite

 

[Rotom Router]

Mai videotapes the Bedrockite's deepest, darkest secret to use as blackmail.

 

[Pink Harzard]

The Bedrockite gets a taste of Freeze Dry

 

[Rotom Router]

Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy confuse the Bedrockite for a jawbreaker.

 

[Pink Harzard]

The Bedrockite gets attacked by a Rasengan attack.

 

[SeekerofLight]

I must say one thing. Skill Swap.

I think I'll choose Slowbro to use it, so the bedrock is now Oblivious.

 

[General Nonsense]

I eat the bedrock's mega stone.

 

[Curious Eevee]

*comes in seeing everyone beating up a Mega Stone* Umm, guys...?
*2 seconds later*
*Pours water onto mega stone and freezes it* Water breaks down rock!

 

[Pink Harzard]

Pink flashes in different shades of pink are shown to the Bedrockite, causing a seisure.

 

[Rennon]

I contact Kaphotics and Smealum to try and remove the bedrock's Mega Stone via hacking.