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Destroy the Block of Bedrock 4.0: Taken for Granite

Discussion in 'Games' started by Sketchie, Feb 22, 2017.

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  1. Sketchie

    Sketchie it's about the CUBES

    Destroy the Block of Bedrock 4.0
    Taken for Granite
    Theme Song

    The old judge died, and the active judge got frustrated that he didn’t have control, twenty pages of backlog, so here we are again.

    Welcome, welcome one and all, to a longstanding Serebii Forums tradition: breaking the rock of bedrock. I’m Sketchie, and I’ll be your loyal judge for today. Join us in physically and emotionally destroying a rock, with comradery and happy fun times of competition.

    The Basics
    There are a lot of rocks. Quite a few. Your job, as a valiant adventurer, is to tell me exactly how you destroy the rock. Some rocks have themes to them, most won’t. You guys already get the themes part down on your own, without me needing to tell you. I, the Judge, will tally depending on how strong your attack was.

    (Protip: while I do my best to judge fairly and logically, you are allowed to play your Judge. [see: clown make-up.])

    How do you destroy the bedrock? Well, my good friendo pal, you can do just about anything. For example:

    Then for the tallying:

    1) All SPPF rules apply.
    2) No flaming, trolling and spamming.
    3) Never post the same attack twice, or copy someone else’s attack. It’s lazy, boring, and I will tally it as a 0, and possibly report it for spam if it keeps happening.
    4) Be inventive with your attacks! It can be anything and everything within reason! (But positive things i usually give a 0 to. Don’t give it a sundae, it likes those things. However, I am not allowed to heal the bedrock, unless specifically stated otherwise.)
    --- 4a) Unless the theme states you can heal the bedrock, do not try to heal the bedrock. It's annoying and counterproductive.
    5) There's no need to sign up, just get posting!

    Judges -- not accepting new judges at this time.

    Mantlepiece of Champions:

    Freelance Rocker destroyer- QuagsireEOod
    The Rugged Individualist destroyer- SlenderMan0
    Sticks and Stones destroyer- Celestial Moth
    Soaring Pebbles destroyer- tleon
    Ghostly Road destroyer- SoulDialga
    NOreMal destroyer- SilverChiko
    Captain Bedbeard destroyer- PokemonTrainerY
    Candy Rocks destroyer- Pamizard
    Icy Granite destroyer- Shiny Swalot
    Shiny Bedrock destroyer- Rotom Router
    Molten Quartz destroyer - The desert spirit
    Bedrockinite destroyer + MegaBedrock destroyer - PokémonTrainerY
    Mini-Rull destroyer - dirkac
    Travel Gravel destroyer - General Nonsense
    Chip off the ol' Block destroyer - ~CallOfTheIndie~
    Bedrock #17 destroyer - Tsukuyomi56
    ORASphalt destroyer - N/A
    Head Turkey of Justice Destroyer - General Nonsense
    The Exhausting Bedrock Test of Disappointment, Self-L

    Arctic Tundrock - Tsukuyomi56 (v3)
    Tough to CrackRock - Monster Guy (v3)
    Bedrock Bedrock - Shattersoul (v3)
    -- Awards Ceremony
    Craig - Shattersoul (v3)
    It’s That Rock Again - Monster Guy (v3)

    Now what are you waiting for? ROCK ON!!
    Last edited: Mar 8, 2017
  2. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    But since this is a new thread, I can repost attacks from the old thread. At least... the ones that didn't get judged anyway. :p

    A little late for this but...

    The Bedrock got run over by a reindeer
    Just in time for Christmas Eve.
    You can say there's no such thing as santa
    but as for me and Sketchie we believe!

  3. kawaiiconcept

    kawaiiconcept TOP OF THE MORNIN'

    I toss the rock in the air in celebration of the new thread
  4. Dragalge

    Dragalge Leaked footage

    And you know what else? This year is going to be the 5th anniversary of all bedrock games!

    I tell that to the bedrock! Blowing his mind, I also throw bombs at it!
  5. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    I give the bedrock a teddy bear....that is actually a stick of dynamite in disguise.
  6. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    The bedrock suddenly and completely disappear into thin water

    It's been two whole days and I don't know where it has gone!

    It probably drowned. :p
  7. I force the bedrock to play Amnesia: Memories. Not only does it cry at the emotional parts, but it keeps getting bad endings... And it's gonna have to sit there for over 90 hours... and afterwards, after all that effort, I make it cringe at the anime.
    Last edited: Mar 1, 2017
  8. General Nonsense

    General Nonsense Star Glider

    I cast Corpse Explosion. Corpses explode onto the bedrock.

    I haven't been playing too much Diablo 2 what are you talking about
  9. Venyos10

    Venyos10 Dark-type Master

    I make a B-movie about a super-radiated shark crossed with a praying mantis that flies and eats people
    then make twenty sequels
    and make the bedrock sit through every. single. one.
  10. Dragalge

    Dragalge Leaked footage

    I drop the bedrock out of a helicopter.
  11. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    Upon landing, the helicopter falls on the bedrock.
  12. Mr Spaz

    Mr Spaz Loading title. Please wait.

    I tell Donald Trump that the bedrock is a gay Muslim illegal immigrant.
    I then remind the bedrock that Trump is president
  13. Klizcool

    Klizcool GARBAGE DAY?!?!

    We don't actually have a theme or a bedrock yet so I'll make one!

    Bedrock 1 - Diamond in the Sky!
    Bring on your best flying based attacks, because this rock is out of this world! Ground based attacks don't work, so earthquakes ain't worth sh*t!
    Of course, I can cast gravity in tallies, which does the current max damage and ground the bedrock for the next 5 posts. I cannot destroy the bedrock this way

    Health - 1500
    Modifier +10 every 5 pages!

    I'm also doing this thing now where you can take an attack above you and add onto it to stack your damage onto theirs, potentially doubling your damage! You can only stack with an original attack so if you try to add onto someone that's already stacking you will do normal damage.

    And I already regret tallying, thanks. -6

    The bedrock is even higher in the air now! One could say it's still in the air. -5

    Boy howdy that first bedrock was a doozie! -7

    I feel like I saw that in Fallout once. -7

    Have you tried looking up? -5

    I played Gone Home and so mad because I was expecting a good game and instead got a game using a girls realization of her homosexuality as a gimmick to cater to people because of "muh progression". Don't get me wrong, I'm perfectly fine with characters being gay, but if you focus your story on that rather than building an actual immersive story to hide the fact that you're literally wandering around a shitty, dark mansion looking for notes then f*ck you. OPINIONS

    You also do -9

    If someone sent a bunch of dead bodies at the bedrock I'd totally stack the damage. -6


    Guess who can fly! -5

    Stacked damage! -10

    The difference between Hitler and Trump is not only did Hitler not have anything to gain financially from taking over Germany, but Hitler made Germany great before getting rid of the people he didn't like.
    I'd take Hitler over Trump any day. -9

    Current HP - 1423
  14. kawaiiconcept

    kawaiiconcept TOP OF THE MORNIN'

    I go yandere on the bedrock
  15. I make my Carbink attack the Bedrock with its Hard-Stone-STAB-Super-Effective Power Gem.

    Honestly, this wrecks s**t.
  16. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    Celesteela blasts the Bedrock.
  17. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    I bulldoze the bedrock.
  18. Veens

    Veens Slip Slidin' Away

    I put some chewing gum in the bedrock's hair on picture day.
  19. DracosWulfgar

    DracosWulfgar what ever........

    Damn that was fast getting this here.
    I take the bedrock to my coven, where I and 15 other practitioners cast our curseing spells on it for practice, For about three days.
  20. I give the bedrock crippling depression.

    And osteoporosis.
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