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Destroy the Block of Bedrock 4.0: Taken for Granite

Discussion in 'Games' started by Sketchie, Feb 22, 2017.

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  1. Superteletubbies64

    Superteletubbies64 MAHINA-PEEEAAA!!!

    the bedrock is pulled into a black hole
  2. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    I abuse the bedrock in every way possible.

    Emotionally, physically, spirtually, etc.
  3. Superteletubbies64

    Superteletubbies64 MAHINA-PEEEAAA!!!

    It rains cats and dogs on the bedrock. Bloodthirsty zombie cats and dogs
  4. I sigh as I stare at the bedrock.

    With laser eyes.
  5. Omegagoldfish

    Omegagoldfish My will be done

    I fire the bedrock out of a cannon, and then swat it out of the air with an oversized mallet.
  6. Monster Guy

    Monster Guy Fairy type Trainer

    I harpoon the bedrock!
  7. I make the bedrock intrude in Carl the Llama's house. Carl proceeds to stab the rock 37 times and eat its, uh... equivalent to hands.
  8. DracosWulfgar

    DracosWulfgar what ever........

    [/QUOTE]And you wonder why I tell people to not make this little ray of sunshine angry :pI could be mean, but since this is a bedrock and it doesn't matter. I dont careI transform the bedrock into a stick figure, then run it over with a jeep saying " RUN YOU STICK BASTARDS!" and leave the bedrock behind me for a T.rex is behind me chomping on them stick bastards."Mmmmhm your stick family was Delicious " ( My family created the dark side, but because of my dad and stuff I am too plain compared to my mom or little brother. They are the sick ones if you think Im sick and twisted. Im rebeling and going to the light side :p )
  9. Superteletubbies64

    Superteletubbies64 MAHINA-PEEEAAA!!!

    I fart on the bedrock
  10. I make the bedrock try to take on my signature.

    If confused, refer to the "which of the above two signatures would win in a fight?" Thread.
  11. Tsukuyomi56

    Tsukuyomi56 Gesshin Powered

    A horde of Mechon attacks the Bedrock.
  12. Omegagoldfish

    Omegagoldfish My will be done

    I shove the bedrock into the blood vortex over Paris.
  13. Superteletubbies64

    Superteletubbies64 MAHINA-PEEEAAA!!!

    I fire at the bedrock with an AK-47
  14. Omegagoldfish

    Omegagoldfish My will be done

    I fire at the bedrock with an AK-48, which is better, because bigger numbers are better.
  15. Superteletubbies64

    Superteletubbies64 MAHINA-PEEEAAA!!!

    I fire at the bedrock with an AK-infinite
  16. I tell the bedrock that, as a way of relieving its stress, it can have a nice bath. The bedrock is happy as the warm water begins gently filling up the tub around it, before I suddenly switch the tap over to cold. And very intense.

    Not only is the bedrock now freezing cold, the intensity of the water also triggered its weakness to water since it's a rock type.
  17. Omegagoldfish

    Omegagoldfish My will be done

    While the bedrock is still soaking wet, I drop a brick of Francium on it.
  18. Mr Spaz

    Mr Spaz Loading title. Please wait.

    I give this to the bedrock's daughter. I leave before the package is opened.
  19. Omegagoldfish

    Omegagoldfish My will be done

    After a series of flashy backflips, I slap the bedrock with a wet fish.
  20. Shattersoul

    Shattersoul Maniac

    To the tune of "I'll Make a Man Out of You"

    Let's get down to business,
    To destroy, this rock.
    Does it stand before us, while we aim, our guns?
    This poor damn rock, aint got no clue,
    But you can bet, before we're through
    Oh we know, that this rock, it is screwed.

    As we crowd around it,
    As we break in
    Once we reach its center
    Nothing left, but to win
    It's a spineless weak, pathetic rock
    And it doesn't have a clue
    Bedrock we're, coming after you!

    Don't let that rock go catch its breath
    Say goodbye to everything you knew
    Boy, you ain't even seen nothing yet
    We're gonna scare it right to death
    Soon we'll tear our way right through it
    Soon it will wish that it knew how to swim

    (Be a man)
    Strike it with a surging river
    (be a man)
    Hurl it into a great typhoon
    (Be a man)
    Rip it apart with black hell-fire
    Crash that rock straight into the moon!

    Explosions echo around us, quiet only to our cries
    No more time for order, it just cannot survive!
    It's unsuited for our rage of war
    So rack up the points for you
    Oh bedrock, we're coming after you!

    What... HOLY.... HAHAHHAAH
    Last edited: Mar 20, 2017
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